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    Bush is helping the economy by giving me an income tax return!

    Yes, this year I have earned enough money to get an income tax return. The total sum?

    $3

    so what should I do this money? Buy some cheap liquor and celebrate with my friends?
    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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    Invest your money, and live off the interest!
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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    • #3
      Stuff it in a stripper's g-string. Trickle down, baby.
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      • #4
        Oooh, good one loinburger!

        Yup, hit a strip club monolith!
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        • #5
          Re: Bush is helping the economy by giving me an income tax return!

          Originally posted by monolith94
          Yes, this year I have earned enough money to get an income tax return. The total sum?

          $3

          so what should I do this money? Buy some cheap liquor and celebrate with my friends?
          You earnt $3 or were rebated $3?
          One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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          • #6
            Thank you all for reminding me why I still come to apolyton - the wit!

            The sentence "the total sum" meant my rebate, not the total amount I got paid. But I figure you know that, BC/SD.

            Hmmmm.
            This is enough money for three sodas.
            Rockin'!
            "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
            Drake Tungsten
            "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
            Albert Speer

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            • #7
              I got $57 mysteriously deposited in my bank account this month from the Government of Canada as a "GST Credit". They use some mysterious formula to determine I didn't make lots of money, so they'd give me some to offset the cost of GST (federal sales tax).

              Of course this doesn't compare to King Ralph giving everyone in Alberta over 16 years of age $300 for free right before an election.
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              • #8
                Gosh, that right there is a loving government! Do they tuck you in at night and kiss you on the forehead and sing lullabyes as well?
                "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                Drake Tungsten
                "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                Albert Speer

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                • #9
                  Might I suggest aquiring stock in Tech Stocks. That way, while everyone else is loosing millions, you can laugh at them all and say "Ha, I only lost 3 dollars!" Its gloating money.
                  "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
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                  • #10
                    And go on AIM, damnit!
                    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by monolith94
                      Gosh, that right there is a loving government! Do they tuck you in at night and kiss you on the forehead and sing lullabyes as well?
                      What's that joke again?

                      Aussies believe you should look out for your mates.
                      Britsbelieve that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
                      Americans believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
                      Canadians believe that that's the government's job
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
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                      • #12
                        I try to work things so I write the government a check on April 15, rather than the other way around. No interest-free loans to them!
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          The best way to do it is to calculate the amount so that your balance on April 15th comes to $0. I have yet to see some one who can actually manage this though.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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