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    Poms Love Tea, Soaps & Pets
    09/02/2003 07:00 AM
    Reuters

    LONDON (Reuters) - Britain is a nation of tea-loving soap opera fans who value privacy, love their pets, gripe about the weather, refuse to admit they like reality TV and are most proud of their sense of humour.

    They also consider themselves hip and cosmopolitan but their habits are traditional, and prawn cocktail and steak and chips are their favourite meals, according to a nationwide survey of what it means to be British in 2003.

    People generally don't mind queuing and can be spotted abroad by their sunburnt skin, football shirts, wearing socks with sandals and the distinctive pint of beer in their hand.

    "We are such a country of contradictions," said Sophie Daranyi, a spokeswoman for UKTV which commissioned the survey.

    "We're happy to give people 50 pence at a bus stop but very few of us go around to meet our neighbours."

    UKTV, which is jointly owned by the BBC and Flextech Television, a division of Telewest Communication, is a leading digital and satellite broadcaster.

    It commissioned the survey of 1,000 people to get a better perception of how people see themselves.

    According to the poll, 53 percent of people treat their pets like a member of the family, 39 percent think the weather is the most annoying aspect of living in Britain and 73 percent drink traditional tea, compared to six percent who prefer Earl Grey tea.

    "A lot of people think that we are this quite quirky nation. What the survey has done is confirm that, rather than contradict it," Daranyi added.
    I never knew Poms were so messed up

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    People generally don't mind queuing and can be spotted abroad by their sunburnt skin, football shirts, wearing socks with sandals and the distinctive pint of beer in their hand.
    they forgot short hair and sideburns
    CSPA

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    • #3
      The shame! It's all true, every word of it!
      "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

      Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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      • #4
        What about the gap teeth, shepard's pie and castle sieges?
        If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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        • #5
          We gave up sieging castles some time ago, shepherd's pie is still common place and we have good dental hygiene.
          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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          • #6
            Do you guys ever say "Tallyho!" and "For Queen and Country!" anymore?
            If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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            • #7
              Dosen't everyone?
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Do you still serve tankards of gruel or is that only during Happy Hour?
                If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Timexwatch
                  Do you guys ever say "Tallyho!" and "For Queen and Country!" anymore?
                  Only when drunk.
                  "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                  Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Timexwatch
                    Do you still serve tankards of gruel or is that only during Happy Hour?
                    9 out of 10 orphans still swear by their daily gruel allowance, and what sort of civilised people would deny the poor orphans their right to a decent meal?
                    "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                    Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                    • #11
                      Is 'Teatime" before or after lunch? If it's after lunch, do you still eat crumpets?

                      Is everyone's accent Cockney? It's such a charming accent.
                      If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                      • #12
                        "Teatime" varies between families. Sometimes it refers to the time of the day when you sit down and drink tea, some times it refers to evening meal.

                        And no, not everyone speaks with a Cockney accent. Thank ****.
                        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                        Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                        • #13
                          Now, I've got a few of my own questions:

                          What's meatloaf?

                          What's a corn dog?

                          What's a "punt", when used in the American football sense?
                          "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

                          Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.

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                          • #14
                            Meatloaf is essentially baked beef cooked into a flat "loaf", usually covered in material like tomato sauce or katchup.

                            A hotdog on a stick with a bread exterior .

                            A punt is the process of kicking the ball a long distance down the field.


                            Does is allright to call someone a c*nt over the dinnertable?

                            Why did the Oliver Cromwell chap get all riled up?

                            What's the difference between "humor" and "humour"?
                            If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                            • #15
                              Does is allright to call someone a c*nt over the dinnertable?
                              in australia, yes
                              CSPA

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