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  • #31
    Where?
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #32
      Where?
      That's why I love you so much Sloww. You know not to take me seriously
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #33
        Yeah. You say that now. Wait until I get my hands on your throat.





        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #34
          I'd calm your rage with a soothing seranade.

          lalalalalalalla
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #35
            Sava,

            Confidentially (sure on a wide open forum) to the casual observer, Texas does seem to be little more than an outdoor prison, but if you look a little more carefully at the people in your region, I'm sure you will see more than your fair share of mental midgets strolling about freely.

            See SlowwHand's thread "This songs for you". I'll post a song to further illuminate my pointless point.
            "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
            —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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            • #36
              Where do you get this stuff? "Outdoor Prison" ? I don't get it. All are prisoners are locked up inside a building.
              There's no heat or air conditioning, but it's a building.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #37
                Originally posted by jimmytrick




                Its still a great line. Instead, being Americans and not Romans we are standing around like cows while Mexico invades. Hispanics are now the largest minority in this country. It's only a matter of time till we fall.
                Actually, quite a few of them were already here when the Yankees decided to steal the richest half of their country from them.
                When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                • #38
                  Ohhhhhhh Get in line. Over there. Behind the Comanche.
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by GePap
                    Curious: the Mad Monk was the first to make this statement, right in the original Columbia thread.

                    If we were Romans, the war would be off: of course, if we were Romans we would also give the Iraqis a chance for citizenship after the war went ahead.
                    If we were the Romans, we would do what they did after conquering Carthage multiple times (tho carthage was 3, and Iraq would only be 2), slaughter the polulace, burn everything to the ground, and salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again... of course the Romans could get away with this cause even if anybody knew about it (no massmedia) nobody gave a **** back then...

                    It was brutal, and wrong, but it was damn sure to make anybody think twice before messing with the most powerful state in the known world.
                    "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                    - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                    Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                    • #40
                      Sloww: go shoot some cans off a fence, mkay...
                      Nah, this is just a dumb stereotype. Texans dont shoot cans off a fence, instead we shoot ticks off a dog

                      Its a bit more challenging, but still way to easy for most of us
                      "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                      - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                      Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by DinoDoc

                        If we were Romans, troops wouldn't be massing at the border of Iraq but at Canada and Mexico. But I digress. I already have a thread on that topic.
                        Did you know that Polk decided not to annex Mexico?

                        What would the US be like if instead of dominating the continent we annexed it?
                        http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Ned


                          Did you know that Polk decided not to annex Mexico?

                          What would the US be like if instead of dominating the continent we annexed it?
                          A world hyper-super-turbo-power?
                          "I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
                          - BLACKENED from America's Army: Operations
                          Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories Forum

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


                            Actually, quite a few of them were already here when the Yankees decided to steal the richest half of their country from them.
                            Well, that's true.

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                            • #44
                              jimmy, my mom worked with condoleeza rice at the hoover institution...and in no way would my mom let you get near her.

                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                              • #45
                                Someone's been reading Camile Paglia.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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