I want an honest oil war

[DinoDoc]

It's past time that we invade Canada.

1) They have oil. That's a good a reason to invade them as any given. The oil can also be used to finance the invasion costs and ease the reconstruction of thier newly annexed lands.

2) They have a large French speaking population. That should speed the conclusion of the "adventure" given that a whole province is likely to surrender to us before the ink is dry on the DOW.

3) It's closer than Iraq so supply problems won't crop up.

4) They deserve to be punished for inflicting Celine Dion on the world.

Have I missed any other valid reasons for invasion?

[SlowwHand]

You make a good case, Doc.

[Dinner]

(Singing the south park song) "Blame Canada, Blame Canada..."

[Wezil]

1) Yes we do. We are your main supplier in fact (more than the Saudi's)

2) Yes, Quebec would surrender quickly, BUT,

3) With US geography skills, we can rest easy knowing you can't find us,

4) Avril Levigne, Alanis Morrissette, Bryan Adams, (the list is endless - you like our crap so we send it south, we keep the good stuff here)

[cinch]

1) They have oil. That's a good a reason to invade them as any given. The oil can also be used to finance the invasion costs and ease the reconstruction of thier newly annexed lands.

Ha! The joke's on you! The biggest oil sands in Alberta will "dry up" before you hit Red Deer!

Sure, we've technically got some of the biggest oil areas in the world, but when it takes you 1/3 of a barrel to extract 1 full barrel from the oil-mud-sludge, you know you're not gonna be running a profit for long.

Never the less... Take to the hills!

[SlowwHand]

"3) With US geography skills, we can rest easy knowing you can't find us"

[KrazyHorse]

The battle of Stoney Creek.

Suck it.

[orange]

3) With US geography skills, we can rest easy knowing you can't find us,

[DinoDoc]

Stop living in the past, Kitty. Look foward to your future as an American citizen.

[KrazyHorse]

Try us. Maybe the 4th time's the charm.

[GePap]

As all American know, our great enemy to the East must be dealt with; But we must make sure that Canada's other neighbors, Tuvalu, Papua New Guinea, Luxembourg, Tajikistan, and Mexico all back the war as well.

[KrazyHorse]

You guys are really bad damn neighbours, you know that.

It's a shame the Mexicans didn't do as goo a job in containing the Yankee threat as we did.

[Wezil]

I hope you're kidding Frogger. We could have done a hell of a lot worse.

Despite disagreements with the US, they are and have been very good neighbours all things considered.

Besides who else will sign Celine to a multi-year performance contract, hence keeping her out of our country? Be grateful lad.

[Dauphin]

Re: I want an honest oil war

Originally posted by DinoDoc
That should speed the conclusion of the "adventure" given that a whole province is likely to surrender to us before the ink is dry on the DOW.

DoW. That's so un-American. The UN is obviously getting into your psyche.

[KrazyHorse]

BS. They unsuccessfully invaded us on 3 separate occasions, invaded Mexico without provocation, manufactured their sovereignty over Hawai'i, invaded half the countries in Latin America (before the Cold War), and funded coups in the rest (during the Cold War).

What an oaf of a country.