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  • #46
    Greece is a country full of natural borders, so it is natural for it's inahbitants to be split as well. We lived each one in his little city-state for centuries...

    Nowdays we are more united than ever, thanks to our loving neighbours. However, current splits are:

    North vs. South: There is a difference in dialect with borders actually traceable on a map, splitting the country in half and following roughly the pre-1912 borders.

    Athens vs. Thessaloniki : The capital vs. the wannabe. The inhabitants of the last are immensely jealous that we have concentrated all the power and the wealth, they are jealous because our football clubs are stronger. We are jealous because their city is much more beautiful than ours and the food is better. We tend to use different names for the same stuff and argue about the correct term.

    Helladics vs. Micrasians: The old inhabitants vs. the refugees that came from Asia Minor in 1922.

    Cretans vs. the rest: They believe thay are of a seperate glorious race of people, we believe they are just gun-crazy savages (something like Americans )

    Up-the-channel vs. down-the-channel (or Rumeli vs. Morea): The Corinthian gulf divides two regions that (although they are bundled together in the North vs. South split), have old grudges. Their dialect is different, and the Rumeliotes call the Moreates thieves and crooks, and get the reply that they are vulgar and avaricious.

    Inside Athens: North vs. the rest, West vs. the rest, Center vs. Piraeus

    Inside Crete: Chania (west) vs. Iraklio (east)
    "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
    George Orwell

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    • #47
      How to spot...

      An Essex Boy
      Wears Ben Sherman shirts, blue or white baseball cap, tracksuit trousers, Reebok classic trainers and drives an Escort or Fiesta. Probably called Darren.

      An Essex Girl
      Wears white stiletto heels, mini skirts, and makes frequent visits to lakeside with ‘their Darren’. Probably called Sharon.
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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      • #48
        In Montgomery County, Maryland

        Germantown - the greatest unincorporated spot of land on the Earth. The people are balanced in all ways, with great unity in spite of diversity.

        North of Germantown - a bunch of rednecks and hillbillies who carry loaded shotguns with them in case they need to shoot dinner.

        South of Germantown - rich ****** who have too much money and ecstasy. Mostly too much ecstasy. Also too damn many snipers.

        Of course this is all relative, so for example Jaguar Warrior who claims to be from Bethesda most likely thinks that I'm a shotgun toting redneck, which is fine because I think he's an e-****.
        John Brown did nothing wrong.

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        • #49
          norcal-socal
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Boddington's
            Just had Shaun Ryder in the Union. A lot of Southerners thought it'd be cool to worship sign him. I just stood there.

            How southern. How northern.
            Ah, the miserable boring Northerner thinking he's too cool to do something that might make him look silly while the self confident Southerners have a load of fun.
            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
            We've got both kinds

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            • #51
              I was having fun. Actually, I pissed off after about twenty minutes. While he is somewhat of a legend, just to stand there and smoke is not legendary behaviour.
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              • #52
                When i went to uni in Liverpool, there wew people form down south who were shocked at the lack of cobbled streets and chimneys.
                Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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                • #53
                  Doesn't surprise me. Ignorant as well.
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                  • #54
                    That is silly, you can't joyride on cobbles.
                    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                    We've got both kinds

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by MikeH
                      That is silly, you can't joyride on cobbles.
                      Actually a bunch of enterprsing scousers took all the cobbles overnight from 1 of the few remaining streets to contain them. Apparently they are worth a fortune
                      Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
                      Douglas Adams (Influential author)

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                      • #56


                        here a lot of the welsh hate the english, but we don't care because they sh*g sheep
                        "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                        "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by TheStinger


                          Actually a bunch of enterprsing scousers took all the cobbles overnight from 1 of the few remaining streets to contain them. Apparently they are worth a fortune
                          Say what you want about Manchesterpool. You can't find more efficient theives anywhere on the planet.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by C0ckney


                            here a lot of the welsh hate the english, but we don't care because they sh*g sheep
                            Do people still think they are funny saying that?



                            You sound like PH.
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                            • #59
                              here a lot of the welsh hate the english, but we don't care because they sh*g sheep
                              So where's the split? Do the English **** cows instead?

                              Here in Greece, we have a preference for goats instead....
                              "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
                              George Orwell

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                              • #60
                                You are all needing Political Correctness very badly. Didn't Blair ram through Parliament some law allowing the police to monitor hate speech in restaurants recently? This forum needs a Bobby listening in right now!
                                "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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