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  • #16
    IMO, the thread would have been more of a "draw" had it been titled:

    Bush agrees, He IS an Alien!



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    • #17
      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        It's a Democracy, you HAVE to vote for one of us!

        ::Ross Perot punches hat::
        "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

        "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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        • #19
          Che: well, I think that's what bush meant. I didn't see any talk of UFOs in the first quote.
          urgh.NSFW

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          • #20
            I believe there are extra-terrestial lifeforms, but they are not among us.
            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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            • #21
              Hah! And that only proves that my cover is still intact!

              -=Vel=-
              The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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              • #22
                In his BUDGET document? Does this guy really have nothing to do? Hell, he should use his scarce brain resources on more valuable stuff!
                "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
                "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

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                • #23
                  I have a feeling that if you set up a sort of candid camera type of joke, you could get Bush to believe that the French are space aliens. He's just that stupid.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #24
                    What's the problem with the budget giving more funds to SETI type research?

                    Do you really think that it was bush himself who gave the question paragraph the title?

                    I was just suggesting, that this passage maybe more meaninful than we think, given the evidence of Clinton's Chief of Staff.

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                    • #25
                      note he said "habitual" and not "habitable"
                      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                      • #26
                        Do those aliens have WMD's? If so, good thing that Bush is on the lookout
                        Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
                        And notifying the next of kin
                        Once again...

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                        • #27
                          I would be against making contact with alien civilizations only for their own protection. Human beings have proven themselves to be conquerers. The last time an advanced culture made contact with an alien one on a "New World", the latter was ultimately exterminated and replaced with the country "Under God".
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
                            And you will be up against the wall as Traitors to the People when Kang engineers his successful revolution. All hail the Gloriously Munificient and Wise Kang!

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                            • #29
                              Yessireee. One more reason why The Demon Haunted World whould be required reading in American Schools.

                              Someone needs to send Bush a copy.

                              On the otherhand, if he produces a downed Alien Spacecraft, I will be one happy Sci-fi fan.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #30
                                I fear that the minute we meet an alien civilization which is similarly developed to ours, either we, or they, are going to be targetted as a slave population.

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