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**Skanky Burns** · February 3, 2003, 10:02

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
(He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea.
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars??)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girly, just like my dear Papa.
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders? and a bra???)
(girlfriend: I thought you were so rugged! oh, you!!)

(walks out)

He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.....
he sleeps all night and he works all day

**Pekka** · February 3, 2003, 10:07

I live in tiger land
I'm an indian man
I used to walk around
with a snake in my hand
Dr. Bombay is my name
and my father had the same
but everything has changed
here in tiger land

Chorus:
S.O.S the tiger took my father
S.O.S the tiger took my brother
S.O.S the tiger took my mother
S.O.S the tiger took my family

We live in town Calcutta
in a little wooden house
I lived there with my family
and twenty-one cows
but now they're all gone
and life not so fun
but what can you expect
here in tiger land

Chorus

One day in the big jungle
a tiger took my snake
it wasn't really funny
what a big mistake
I took my brothers slingshoot
and shoot the tiger down
this is how we do it
here in tiger land

Chorus
Chorus
Chorus

**Alex** · February 3, 2003, 10:12

The KKK Took My Baby Away

She went away for the holidays
Said she's going to L.A.
but she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

(repeat)

The KKK took my baby away
they took her away
away from me
The KKK took my baby
they took her away
away from me

now I don't know
Where my baby can be
they took her from me
they took her from me
I don't know
where my baby can be
they took her from me
they took her from me

ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the President
and find out
Where my baby went
ring me, ring me, ring me
Up the FBI
and find out if
my baby's alive
yeah, yeah, yeah

o-o-o-o-o-o
o-o-o-o-o-o

She went away for the holidays

(repeat)

The KKK took my baby away

(repeat)

They took my girl
They took my baby away

Az · February 3, 2003, 10:44

Pekka

**Skanky Burns** · February 3, 2003, 10:51

The Horrorist
Flesh is the Fever

Let me take you into the future...
Deep into a different time.
Let me grip onto your face...
and bring you to this new place.

Super-social amphetamine.
The queer tune of control.
The panic disorder gripping...
the entire race has a whole.

Flesh is the fever of force...
and it’s the sound without remorse.
Rampant is the army of disease...
that brings you to your knees!

You can’t believe everything you hear.
You can’t believe everything you see.
The conspiracies are ever growing...
and all you can believe in is me!

These are the things, are the things to come.
These are the things, are the things to come.
These are the things, are the things to come.
These are the things, are the things to come.

**SlowwHand** · February 3, 2003, 11:41

Before You Accuse Me
Eric Clapton

Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
You say I've been spending my money on other women
You've been taking money from someone else

I called your mama 'bout three or four nights ago
I called your mama 'bout three or four nights ago
Well your mother said Son
Don't call my daughter no more

Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
You say I've been spending my money on other women
You've been taking money from someone else

Come back home baby, try my love one more time
Come back home baby, try my love one more time
If I don't go on and quit you
I'm gonna lose my mind

Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
You say I've been spending my money on other women
You've been taking money from someone else

**Pekka** · February 3, 2003, 12:12

One day when i got hungry
I sold the wooden house
I had to visit Uncle Ghandi
who lives in Calcutta town

Uncle Ghandi he is rich
he is a taxi driver man
and I know that he will help me
as much as he can

A taxi driver man is what
Iwant to be
but there are no customers
who want to ride with me
I dont know why
could be that I am almost blind
but every street in Calcutta I can find

Chorus:
Calcutta,
I am an taxi driver in
Calcutta,
I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta,
taxi, taxi, taxi, in
Calcutta
I am an taxi driver man

I like to drive the taxi
I like it very much
even though I have no licence
I always find the clutch
I can drive it off my head
I can drive it off my feet
and I have no problems
getting taxi on the street

Chorus

Solo:
Calle Calle cutta cutta cutta
EH OH

Chorus

**Bereta_Eder** · February 3, 2003, 12:12

The KKK Took My Baby Away

Sisters of Mercy
More

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
One thing I know
I want more
I want more

(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

D'you get scared to feel so much?
To let somebody touch you?
So hot, so cold, so far so out of control
Hard to come by, and harder to hold

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
I want more

(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

There are parts of me that don't get nervous
Not the parts that shake
You won't get what you deserve
You are what you take
Learning to cry for fun and profit
I'm not done yet
Counterfeit dollars or the English zloty
Anything I can get

Some people get by
With a little understanding
Some people get by
With a whole lot more
I don't know
Why you gotta be so undemanding
One thing I know
I want more

(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)
(and I need all the love I can get)
(and I need all the love that I can't get to)

All the love that you can get
All the love
That I can't get to...

**Pekka** · February 3, 2003, 12:15

paiktis, as long as it's not SAGAPOOOOOO!

**Bereta_Eder** · February 3, 2003, 12:23

but the costumes are almost the same on the video

plus he has a stick

**monolith94** · February 3, 2003, 12:24

I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me
and every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be

Well, how can I forget you, girl?

When there is allways something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.

As shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night
And I can't help recalling how it how it felt to kiss and hold you tight

Well, how can I forget you, girl?

When there is allways something there to remind me
always something there to remind me
I was born to love her, and I'll never be free
You'll always be a part of me

If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love we used to share
Just go back to the places where we used to go, and I'll be there

Well, how can I forget you, girl?

When there is allways something there to remind me
always something there to remind me
I was born to love her, and I'll never be free
You'll always be a part of me

'cause there is always something there to remind me
always something there to remind me
always something there to remind me

**Stefu** · February 3, 2003, 13:19

Firewater - Car Crash Collaborator

You never would believe
the things that I have seen in my professional career
Where people can be cruel
But honestly, I never meant to hurt you

I'm just a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

As you crawl from the debris
Remember that it's just the way I feed my family
I'm sorry about the scars
(At least you can still count yourself among the living)

Keep one eye on the road and the other on your wheel
Because when you least except it you got the most to fear

From the car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator
Baby I'm a car crash collaborator
I'm just a cold cash negotiator

Sipping on an oxygen coctail with an ambulance chaser
Sipping on an oxygen coctail with an ambulance chaser
Sipping on an oxygen coctail with an ambulance chaser
Sipping on an oxygen coctail...

**ixnay** · February 3, 2003, 13:24

NOFX - The Decline (arguably the greatest song, ever)

Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
There's no answers
Memorize and sing star spangled songs
When the questions
Aren't ever asked
Is anybody learning from the past?
We're living in united stagnation

Father what have I done?
I took that .22
A gift to me from you
To bed with me each night
Kept it clean
Polished it well
Cherished every cartridge, every shell

Down, by the creek, under brush, under dirt
There's a carcass of my second kill
Down, by the park, under stone, under pine
There's a carcass of my brother William
Brother where, have you gone to?
I swear, I never thought I could
I see so many times
They told me to shoot straight
Don't pull the trigger, squeeze
That will insure a kill
A kill is what you want
A kill is why we breed

The Christians love their guns
The church and NRA
Pray for their salvations
Prey on the lower faiths

The story book's been read
And every line believed
Curriculum's been set
Logic is a threat
Reason searched and seized

Jerry spent some time in Michigan
A twenty year vacation, after all he had a dime
A dime is worth a lot more in Detroit
A dime in California, a twenty dollar fine

Jerry only stayed a couple months
It's hard to enjoy yourself while bleeding out the ass
Asphyxiation is simple and fast
It beats seventeen fun years of being someones *****

Don't think (Stay)
Drink your wine (Home)
Watch the fire burn (Be)
His problems not mine (Safe)
Just be that model citizen

I wish I had a schilling
(For each senseless killing)
For every senseless killing
I'd buy a government
America's for sale
And you can get a good deal on it
(A good deal on it)
And make a healthy profit
Or maybe, tear it apart
Start with assumption
That a million people are smart
Smarter than one

Serotonin's gone
She gave up, drifted away
Sara fled, thought process gone
She left her answering machine on
The greeting left spoken sincere
Messages no one will ever hear

Ten thousand messages a day
A million more transmissions lay
Victims of the laissez faire
Ten thousand voices, a hundred guns
A hundred decibels turns to one
One bullet, one empty head
Now with Serotonin gone

The man who used to speak
Performs a cute routine
Feel a little patronized
Don't feel bad
They found a way inside your head
And you feel a bit misled
It's not that they don't care, yeah

The television's put a thought inside your head
Llike a Barry Manilow, jingle
I'd like, to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
A symphonic blank stare, yeah
It doesn't make you care (make you care)
Not designed to make you care (make you care)
They're betting you won't care (you won't...)

Place a wager on your greed
A wager on your pride
Why try to beat them when, a million others tried?

We are the whore
Intellectually spayed
We are the queer
Dysfunctionally raised

One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
One more pill to kill the pain
Living through conformity

One more prayer to keep me safe
One more prayer to keep us warm
One more prayer to keep us safe
There's gonna be a better place

Lost the battle, lost the war
Lost the things worth living for
Lost the will to win the fight
One more pill to kill the pain

Na na na na na
La na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na

The going get tough, the tough get debt
Don't pay attention, pay the rent
Next of kins pay for your sins
A little faith should keep us safe

Save us
The human, existence
Is failing, resistance
Essential, the future
Written off, the odds are
Astronomically against us
Only moron and genius
Would fight a losing battle
Against the super ego
When giving in is so damn comforting

And so we go, on with our lives
We know the truth, but prefer lies
Lies are simple, simple is bliss
Why go against tradition when we can
Admit defeat, live in decline
Be the victim of our own design
The status quo, built on suspect
Why would anyone stick out their neck?

Fellow members
Club "We've Got Ours"
I'd like to introduce you to our host
He's got his, and I've got mine
Meet the decline

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war
We are worker
We love our queen
We sacrifice
We're soylent green

We are the queer
We are the whore
Ammunition
In the class war

**Alex** · February 3, 2003, 13:35

I don't know if it's the greatest, but it probably is the longest...

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A Song For You. (Lyrics Thread)

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