Why the French should become Americans

[DuncanK]

Originally posted by Kramerman
United Kingdom should join too. perhaps Aulstralia and New Zealand as well? damn, that would bring us upwards of 75 stars, i would imagine

That would work about as well as a pizza parlor where you make you own pizza

[MRT144]

duncan, youre norcal also? and you support the the division of norcal and socal? couldnt agree more with ya!

[MrFun]

The French should be handled like any other group of lunatics -- lock them up, and leave them alone.

[Jon Miller]

Canada is great

Jon Miller

[Az]

wait a sec, is this guy's name cúnt?



seriously, I kind of think he's right.

[Urban Ranger]

Become part of the Evil Empire, then destroy it from the inside. What a great plan!

[Main_Brain]

Europe likes Social Systems

[mrboo123]

The only way Canada would join is that A) Free Health-Care, (gun-control is not share with ALL Canadians like Albert) B) If the UK & UN ok's it.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Sava
I'd only be for it if French woman have to start shaving their armpits and bikini areas, and using deodorants.

They do. German women don't.
(I wonder why I try to rebunk this myth ; I have rebunked it each time I've seen it, and yet nobody listens )

[Demerzel]

you could join us if you want but we won't join you. I prefer not to get robbed or shot any time I go outside. I also like free health care.

Finally I don't think I'm into patting myself on the back every day telling myself that I'm great 'cos I'm an American, reciting the pledge of allegiance every day in case I forget who I am, carrying a gun to protect myself which stats prove will ironically be used to shoot me with and generally ignoring everyone else's opinion 'cos if they aren't American then they aren't important - duh!

heh good luck getting the rest of the world to join you though

[Spiffor]

There is no way I trade superior French food for disgusting American food
There is no way I trade the fantastic French culture for the bastardised subpar American "culture"
There is no way I trade my fabulous French way of life for a pathetic American way of life
There is no way I trade my enlightened French love of peace for a barbaric American hawkishness
There is no way I trade my subtle and fine French language for the ignominious American rumbles

And more importantly :

There is no way I lose my superior French arrogance for an inferior American arrogance

Note : pleasenote the sarcasm

[mrboo123]

Originally posted by Demerzel
you could join us if you want but we won't join you. I prefer not to get robbed or shot any time I go outside. I also like free health care.

Finally I don't think I'm into patting myself on the back every day telling myself that I'm great 'cos I'm an American, reciting the pledge of allegiance every day in case I forget who I am, carrying a gun to protect myself which stats prove will ironically be used to shoot me with and generally ignoring everyone else's opinion 'cos if they aren't American then they aren't important - duh!

heh good luck getting the rest of the world to join you though

Ahmen brother!

[Drake Tungsten]

There is no way I lose my superior French arrogance for an inferior American arrogance

Isn't that the truth. Americans may be the best at everything else, but we can't compete with French arrogance...