Is this a big nose?

[Pekka]

OMG THAT's HUGE I'D KILL MYSELF IF I WAS THIS POOR GUY!

Yeah sure, come on you sound like girls. That's a normal nose.

[Blisterz]

Originally posted by Pekka


That's a normal nose.

Thats what I think. She seems to think Its really big.
I guess that fact that the only nose to compare it to right now is her tiny English bird nose is not help.

[Richelieu]

Cyrano is better but still...

Perhaps one of the best parts of the film is Martins re-working of the classic "nose jokes" from Cyrano. Observe...

The 25 nose jokes from the movie Roxanne

1. Obvious: "Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?"

2. Meteorological: "Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!"

3. Fashionable: "You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming."

4. Personal: "Well, here we are, just the three of us."

5. Punctual: "All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late."

6. Envious: "Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear."

7. Naughty: "Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away."

8. Philosophical: "You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it what matters."

9. Humorous: "Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle."

10. Commercial: "Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose fo Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five."

11. Polite: "Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah,orchestra keeps changing tempo."

12. Melodic: (Everybody) "He's got the whole world.. in his nose."

13. Sympathetic: "Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?"

14. Complimentary: "You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on."

15. Scientific: "Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"

16. Obscure: "Hoo, I'd hate to see the grindstone."

17. Enquiry: "When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"

18. French: "Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave."

19. Pornographic: "Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once."

20. Religious: "The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn't he?"

21. Disgusting: "Say, who mows your nose hair?"

22. Paranoid: "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."

23. Romantic: "It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil."

24. Appreciative: "Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped."

25. Dirty: "Your name wouldn't be ... ****, would it?"

[Gangerolf]

I'd say it's bigger than average, but not extremely big
You know what they say about us big nosed people eh?

[Provost Harrison]

It's like the visage of Cyrano de Bergerac

How is that a big nose? It looks decidedly normal to me...

[Drogue]

Yeh, pretty normal.... Trust me, I do have a big nose

[Bereta_Eder]

@ Richelieu

when I opened the thread I wanted to post them same

[Datajack Franit]

I like that thing

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by Gangerolf
I'd say it's bigger than average, but not extremely big
You know what they say about us big nosed people eh?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Gangerolf
You know what they say about us big nosed people eh?

Lots of snot

[Tuberski]

Plenty of room for your finger?

ACK!

[Ming]

When I first saw this thread... I wondered which direction it might head... now I know.