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    My sister just recieved this email from her college's tech department. It was a mailing to all students.

    Attention:
    Due to complications with our new filtering technology, all resumes should be sent as attachments, not cut and pasted into emails.

    Thank You






    It takes a while to figure it out. If you don't get it, read this:
    Spoiler:
    What might a spam filter not like about the phrase "Magna cum Laude...?"


    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

  • #2
    What if the applicant's name was D!ck Cox?
    :-p

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    • #3
      They usually let d/ck through on filters specifically because of that. Otherwise people named D/ck never get email.
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #4
        Whats the relevance of Magna cum Laude?

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        • #5
          wait, do you mean you don't know what that is? or you wanna know why a filter wouldn't like it?
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #6
            I know it's Latin, and I know why a filter wouldn't allow it, I just wanted to know the relevance of the statement.

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            • #7
              Magna *** Laude is graduating with a minimum cumulative GPA of 3.7 in ones area of concentration, I think
              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #8
                Does it also cover getting a course average gpa over 3.7?
                I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                • #9
                  i'm not sure, I thought it had to do with your cumulative GPA in your area of concentration or major
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #10
                    Your sister is lucky she gets E-mail. The entire disc array for the student mail server crashed on Thursday...
                    If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                    • #11
                      I guess some Austrians might have problems with this kind of filters

                      EDIT: seems like the link got filtered... Well, I guess you can figure it out
                      Here's another link with pictures of the beautiful village ****ing
                      Last edited by Combat Ingrid; January 29, 2003, 04:50.
                      The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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