Early thread on State of the Union address

[DuncanK]

The State of the Union address in tonight in the US. Bush is not suppose to give evidence of Iraq connection to al Qaeda, but Powell is suppose to after the address.

What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

[Dauphin]

Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

Doubt it.

When is the address? 9pm Eastern?

[Sava]

I hope Comedy Central does a play-by-play parody of the address. I'm sure Bush will talk about getting his "help the rich" 'stimulus' package passed. He'll probably indirectly blame the democrats for their objection to it. I've heard he won't talk about Iraq, but I don't know what he will be talking about without Iraq. Maybe Homeland Security.... I dunno, because his domestic agenda is crap!

[Japher]

Predictions:

No one will understand what Bush say, but there will be a lot of applauding and a lot of booing.

Bush will say chicken and Iraq in the same sentence, but not correlate the two.

Bush will hold up his thumb the entire speech.

Cheney will fall asleep.

Some guy standing behind the president will stare into the camera the entire time.

Bush will use the word dictatorship, and start to laugh halfway through the word.

All the women will be wearing red, except for one or two really ugly ones.

We will make a lot of people angry.

Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.

[Sava]

you forgot one thing... Cheney will have his umpteenth heart-attack during the process... Rumsfeld will smack him on the back and he'll come to

[DuncanK]

Originally posted by Japher
Then... Powell will display the cloaking shield that we have been using to spy on Saddam, and he will reveal that Saddam is in fact an Alien!!! He will be hailed a god by some French cult who will immediatly clone him and have a fashion show. Saddam will be so disgusted by these people that he will run away, never to be seen again... Speculation will arise that he is hangin' with his bro Osama.

That is soooo ****ing funny

[Sava]

Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.

[Jules]

Originally posted by Sava
Then Condaleeza and Colin will rip off their masks and reveal that they are secretly the Osmonds.

SHAAAAAAAAAAAARON!!!!!!!

EDIT: Or, more accurately, Bush's reaction would most likely be "LAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURA!!!!!!"

[Sava]

It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...

[Alexander's Horse]

Re: Early thread on State of the Union address

Originally posted by DuncanK
What will the evidence be? Will it be enough to unite the world behind the administration on the war?

Pigs might fly.

[Jules]

Originally posted by Sava
It'd be hilarious if then Bush woke up and found himself sleeping with Barry Williams (Brady Dad)...

Sava, you've just scarred my mind for life with that image.

[Sava]

my work here is complete

[Jules]

Speaking of Iraq war, check out this link:

http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml

[Sava]

That was good, and pretty dog gone accurate if I do say so...

[Alexander's Horse]

I can't decide if Bush will use the word "freedom" 57 or 58 times.