If you'd be expelled from your country, where would you go?

[cavebear]

I've changed my mind. I want to go to "cavebearatoria" a new country contolled by *me*, which is free of taxes, allows passage to all US territory by *me*, and allows entrants bearing hot&sour soup, roast pork with vegetables, whole fried chickens, tossed salads, and Spring Rolls, plus Wild Goose India POale Ale (chilled). The boandaries of "cavebearatoria" expand by one foot in all directions each day. Entry tickets will be on sale as soon as the expanding boundaries include the neighbors houses.

[Lancer]

As it happens I have prepared myself for just such an eventuality.

I'd go to the Philippines where we have already built a 5 bedroom getaway and are looking to get oceanfront where we will build a little 2 bedroom hideout w/ huge ocean front tiled deck and swimming pool, w/ dock. Est. cost $30,000 max.

From the dock we'll have our escape by sailboat all figured out.

[Sava]

top ten (I live in the US BTW)
1. Canada
2. UK
3. Australia
4. New Zealand
5... actually, since I don't speak any other languags fluently, there isn't anywhere else I'd like to go, if the first four fail, then I'd probably just try and fit in where I end up. Although I'd try to sneak back into the US. If a bunch of Mexicans can do it, I bet I can

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Lancer
As it happens I have prepared myself for just such an eventuality.

I'd go to the Philippines where we have already built a 5 bedroom getaway and are looking to get oceanfront where we will build a little 2 bedroom hideout w/ huge ocean front tiled deck and swimming pool, w/ dock. Est. cost $30,000 max.

From the dock we'll have our escape by sailboat all figured out.

so you do stuff that you expect to need to get away for?

puts lancer on the list

Jon Miller

[Dis]

Australia, Canada, New Zealand, England, pacific island with naked women- on second thought that is my #1 choice followed by Australia.

[Kramerman]

Originally posted by Lancer
As it happens I have prepared myself for just such an eventuality.

I'd go to the Philippines where we have already built a 5 bedroom getaway and are looking to get oceanfront where we will build a little 2 bedroom hideout w/ huge ocean front tiled deck and swimming pool, w/ dock. Est. cost $30,000 max.

From the dock we'll have our escape by sailboat all figured out.

*hopes that Lancer's sail boat can outrun Philopeano Islamic Extremists who enjoy taking Americans hostage*

sounds like you got a nice set up there, over all, tho

[Dis]

OK I'll complete my list fully.

1 Australia
2 Canada
3 New Zealand
4 England
5 Germany
6 Netherlands
7 Japan
8 any pacific island with numerous naked women
9 Switzerland
10 Mexico
11. Spain

countries I don't want to go

1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Palestine or Israel
4. Lebanon
5. India
6. Russia
7. China
8. Colombia
9. Iran
10. Saudi Arabia- too conservatie- Bahrain is almost bearable though
11. All african countries

[The Mad Monk]

I take it that neither Sonic nor Zopperoni drink alcohol?

[Bas]

I don't see why anyone would even consider going to Saudi Arabia or any Arab state for that matter. But anyway:

1. Italy
2. Great Britain
3. Ireland
4. Germany
5. Australia
6. Chile
7. New Zealand
8. Canada
9. US
10. Belgium

Except the first few not really in any particular order.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by The Mad Monk
I take it that neither Sonic nor Zopperoni drink alcohol?

[Al'Kimiya]

Most:
1. Iceland
2. Norway (southern)
3. Denmark
4. Finland (southern)
5. New Zeeland
6. Luxembourg
7. Israel (Eilat)
8. UK (somewhere in northern Scotland)
9. Germany (Schwarzwald)
10. Austria (Tyrol)

Least:
1. USA
2. Sudan
3. Uganda
4. Zimbabwe
5. Belarus
6. Iran
7. Syria
8. Bangladesh
9. Pakistan
10. Afghanistan

[Saras]

Anyone who wants to avoid France and lumps all former Soviet Union countries into one category has either a) Been to none of the above; or b) Was dead drunk while there

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by Al'Kimiya
Least:
1. USA
2. Sudan
3. Uganda
4. Zimbabwe
5. Belarus
6. Iran
7. Syria
8. Bangladesh
9. Pakistan
10. Afghanistan

Well, someone finally did it.

Congrats to all of you who successfully fought off the temptation.

[Sloth]

1. France
2. Spain
3. Uk

USA ?? I don't know....it depends where.....anyway for to european it does have a "foreign" feeling that other european country do not.

[Lancer]

Jon, Christmas list?

Kramerman...saying the Philippines is dangerous because of the moslem rebels is like saying the US is dangerous because of the south central LA gangs. Just don't go to south central LA or southern Mindanao and you'll be ok. Most of the Phils are roman catholic and very friendly.

Yeah, decent set up...we're on a five year plan to retirement. I want to own the Corona commercial.