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  • #1

    Super Bowl haiku

    We've replaced Oakland
    With Detroit. Let's see if they
    Notice the difference.



    Pewter Power wins.
    Whatever happened to the
    Cremesicle Orange?



    The Osbournes become
    The Osmonds. To Jack, Kelly:
    Your fifteen are up.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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    Commercials disappointed me this year.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      Oh, some of them were very good.

      What about the zebra doing instant replay for the horse game?
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        I must have missed it. Figures.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          And the Osbournes 'twisting' .
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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          • #6
            Five interceptions.
            Gannon voted Tampa's Most
            Valuble Player.


            EDIT: This originally said four interceptions. Just after I hit "post", I heard my fiancee cuss from the living room. Good lord.
            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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            • #7
              Five interceptions. A Super Bowl record, I believe.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #8
                Forget the Post-Game,
                And screw Bon Jovi. Bring on
                Jennifer Garner!
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #9
                  Shiver me timbers!
                  Pirate Bowl is a blowout.
                  Walk the plank, Raiders!
                  "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                  "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                  • #10
                    Next year's Super Bowl:
                    Lions 20, Bengals 10.
                    What? It could happen.
                    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                      Five interceptions. A Super Bowl record, I believe.
                      Heh, Gannon almost threw for more INTs tonight than he did in the entire regular season...poor fella...

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                      • #12
                        Well, it seems that odd-numbered super bowls are blowouts and the even numbered ones are exciting close games (at least since XXXI). So we can hope for an exciting win for the Packers next year.

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                        • #13
                          QUOTE:
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                          Originally posted by Guynemer
                          Next year's Super Bowl:
                          Lions 20, Bengals 10.
                          What? It could happen.
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                          Isn't there a team called the Oilers? What's the one that has those oil drill towers on their helmets?
                          I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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                          • #14
                            Oy! Other threads for serious Super Bowl analysis. This thread for Super Bowl haiku.

                            Analysis in haiku form is acceptable.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #15
                              BUCCS WON!!!


                              HAHA! w00t....!!!

                              *High fives riesmark*


                              Commercials sucked this year

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