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Come on, just lemme bite one ear.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... -
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Arnold and Richard prepare to make a wish.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Gere: Her hair, it smells great.
Arnold: She just pulled it out of her A**!
Gere: I know!Comment
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Gere to ahnold: "I'll hold and you punch her in the stomach, we''l make a B-cup out of her yet!"
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Renee: Ah, gawd! I forgot to put on my hemrode cream and now I've got a flair up.
Arnold: Here. You can borrow mine.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Unhand that young girl, you drunk!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Gere: Arnold, would you hurry up and get her dress off?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Renee: I wish I hadn't won that damn globe now.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Gere: Give us the award and you won't be Terminated.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Anyone for a superstar sandwich?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Okay I see it now..
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Rene: I thought it was only going to be a fart!
Gere: SHHHH I'll walk behind you and no one will notice
Arnold: It's okay I often crap in my pants while lifting weights.The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Bad Breath can really be a turn off: Chew Trident after every meal!The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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her first threesomeComment
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Gere: I vant to suck your blahd"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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