The Apolyton Fashion Club: Help needed.

[Al B. Sure!]

Az:

MtG deleted what I said earlier but here in Philly, boys with that little chin hair is said to engage in a certain sexual activity with women (something that involves a man's mouth). I dont know why there's that connection but thats what people say.


thanks

[Provost Harrison]

Cunnilingus? Just come out and say it, it's not a naughty word

[Az]

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=75204&pagenumber=2

you know, Ming only pretends to be a catholic. He's really a jew too.

[Datajack Franit]

sig material

LOL

[loinburger]

Here's how to be a fashion success...

1) Get a crewcut. They're easy to manage, and you can do it yourself, so they're also the cheapest haircut.
2) Buy (or renovate) a coupla pairs of jeans and a coupla pairs of khakis.
3) Buy (or renovate) several t-shirts and several short-sleeved casual button-up shirts.
4) Mix-and-match your jeans/khakis and t-shirts/buttoned-shirts as most appropriate. E.g., if you're mowing the lawn, then wear jeans and a t-shirt. If you're going to the opera, then wear khakis and a buttoned-shirt.

You won't really need to worry about anything clashing, since your shirts are the only article of clothing that will have any kind of pattern whatoever on them.

Don't buy v-neck t-shirts, unless you happen to have a hairless chest. Stick to crew-neck.

The only remaning question is whether you should get black sneakers or white sneakers. Black last longer (since the grime doesn't show up on them as much), but white don't work very well if you have black pants (unless you also invest in black socks, but no thank you, one color of hosiery is all that I require). I went with the black sneakers since I don't own any black pants or black socks, but YMMV.

[Az]

good advices, loinburger. But this is similar to what I am wearing already. I am asking for new styles, as well as small tips. So far, I am going on a more elegant look. (and it works )

[Asher]

Facial hair is awful because it just looks plain hideous. It's like asking why it's a bad idea to grow a mullet.

Facial hair suits middleaged outdoorsmen and on everyone else it looks stupid.

[Az]

even a tiny little beard?

[Asher]

What do you mean by tiny beard?

If you mean a goatee, those are a bad idea too. You need to buy a beret to go with that, and those can get expensive.

[Az]

not a goatee. a small beard, that covers the tip of the chin.

I'd show you a pic, but I only had those on a CD, and my CD-ROM is in deep coma.

btw, do those cleaning fluids help? because I never cleant my previous CD and it worked perfectly well for me for 3 years, until I upgraded it.

[Asher]

I've found they help quite a bit. I use them a lot on DVDs because the ones from Blockbuster are frequently too dirty for the DVD player to even recognize.

I don't know if those drive cleaner things really do work, never needed to use them.

[Az]

(going really of topic here)

what if your CD drives (the CDROM, the stereo) stop functioning, recognizing your CDs? could it be a problem with the heads ( or something?)

you know, at first I thought that your post was a reply to my beard post.

[Jon Miller]

many girls (and guys) ar einto the hairless look right now

you will still find osme who like more hair

but often those are older (like in their 30s and 40s)

Jon Miller

[Az]

Full body hair removal... let me search it on my "things to do list".....


hmm... hmmm... hmmmm...
nope, can't find it.

Though I do think that I have too much hair.