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  • #76
    you could of course replace the buttons (so it has no symbols or insigina on it) but it would feel, i dont know... like ruining it.

    and it has kept me warm on more than one cold night on guard so im not touching it

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    • #77
      Aah where do I start?

      I'm a tall man with grey-blue eyes and I'll teach you fool peasant how to dress!

      Gucci sunglasses- as you want to cover your eyes from sunburns and look at girls' breast without being noticed
      (note- I'm gay, wonder what I look instead )

      Be dark! As you want people to think you're either a mystery man or a voyeur

      Khaki/dark brown/cinnamon pants and some fitting clothes

      What else? A belt of course- stick your fingers on it and walk around playing rude and manly, whoa

      Look at you, look! Wouldn't you pork yourself if you only could?
      I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

      Asher on molly bloom

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      • #78
        Originally posted by paiktis22
        Azazel: hehe, seriously though we arent supposed to return them but to keep them
        but there is a law allegendly that fobits you to wear them in civilian life.

        the boots do not show so much but the coat with the black buttons having the sign of the military navy does
        there is a law in the United States too that deals with civilian clothings. But they are not enforced and cannot be because of the way that the law is written (civilian SHOULD not wear flags on their bodies, etc.)

        Under US law, technically, wearing US flag on the body should be considered unpatriotic.

        Law also advises against selling of military insignia and uniform imitations and surplus, but they also cannot be enforced and will not be because of the way the law is written.
        :-p

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        • #79
          Az, I recommend getting a girlfriend and having her choose your clothes. Apparently my looks received an astonishing upgrade from that process.

          A bit of a Catch 22 obviously, but you could always employ platonic female friends to do this for you instead.
          "I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
          "What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
          - Pekka

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          • #80
            A bit of a Catch 22 obviously, but you could always employ platonic female friends to do this for you instead.
            I considered doing this, actually. . But then, I'd feel so lame. I have no feelings for her but, this would be embarassing.

            Datajack:
            Be dark! As you want people to think you're either a mystery man or a voyeur
            I am not sure I want to go with THAT image.

            MtG: hey, it's your call.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #81
              BW: you're working on a spanking
              "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

              "I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."

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              • #82
                speaking of military clothing, I still have all my navy clothing. We're not required to turn them back in. With the excpetion of some issued clothing like coats. Although I was never issued my camo coat, I had to buy that.

                I really should give my pea coat to the homeless or something. I'll never wear it. It is an expensive wool coat. Even when I was in the service I never wore it. Well I did once. I prefer lighter coats even if it is ice cold outside. I hate bulky clothing.

                I still have my jungle camoflauge clothing as well that I wore while in security division on temporary duty.

                I actually bought a jungle camoflauge jacket because they wouldn't give me one . And it was too cold to be outside in virginia in the winter with no coat. Although I did try it for a while; long johns have their limitations.

                I don't know why I keep my military clothing. I did love being in the military, I just didn't like living in Virginia. Mississippi was a little better, but not much.

                Anyways back to civilian clothing. I do dress better than I used to, but I still wear jeans too much. I want to dress better to make it look like I'm rich. Which I kind of am even though I live in a poor neighborhood . I am very good at investing money.

                but I still dress too poor. It doesn't help me with the ladies. Yeah I don't want a woman who wants to be with me if I'm rich, but well you get the picture. Marriage is a form of prostitution anyways . Unless the chick makes more money than you, then the man is the prostitute .

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                • #83
                  Diss, one thing: golden jewelry does NOT attract women. That's what fancy cellphones are for.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #84
                    hehe, I thought about wearing a whole bunch of gold chains like Mr. T. But I figure that would just get my ass beat and have them taken away.

                    I do wear a nice watch, but it isn't a rolex or anything. I do have a cellphone, but not a fancy one .

                    I also still wear sneakers/running shoes. So I need to improve my pants, and shoes. I do wear nice shirts, but they aren't brand name, and aren't silk or anything fancy like that.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Kaak
                      BW: you're working on a spanking
                      Geezzz kaak how much harder are you gonna make me work for it?????
                      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Dissident
                        speaking of military clothing, I still have all my navy clothing. We're not required to turn them back in. With the excpetion of some issued clothing like coats. Although I was never issued my camo coat, I had to buy that.

                        I really should give my pea coat to the homeless or something. I'll never wear it. It is an expensive wool coat. Even when I was in the service I never wore it. Well I did once. I prefer lighter coats even if it is ice cold outside. I hate bulky clothing.

                        I still have my jungle camoflauge clothing as well that I wore while in security division on temporary duty.

                        I actually bought a jungle camoflauge jacket because they wouldn't give me one . And it was too cold to be outside in virginia in the winter with no coat. Although I did try it for a while; long johns have their limitations.

                        I don't know why I keep my military clothing. I did love being in the military, I just didn't like living in Virginia. Mississippi was a little better, but not much.

                        Anyways back to civilian clothing. I do dress better than I used to, but I still wear jeans too much. I want to dress better to make it look like I'm rich. Which I kind of am even though I live in a poor neighborhood . I am very good at investing money.

                        but I still dress too poor. It doesn't help me with the ladies. Yeah I don't want a woman who wants to be with me if I'm rich, but well you get the picture. Marriage is a form of prostitution anyways . Unless the chick makes more money than you, then the man is the prostitute .
                        hi ,

                        if you keep you clothing its probably because you find it comfortable , easy to weat , etc , ....

                        or maybe your hart is still there , ...

                        one solution , re-enlist

                        have a nice day

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                        • #87
                          I get the feeling that there are quite a few narcissists around the place. Narcissists annoy me...
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #88
                            If you really want to look good and fashionable the easy (and expensive way), just go to American Eagle or the GAP or something. Pretty much anything in there will be good. Or better yet, have your girlfriend or a girl friend go with you.

                            Not that all my clothes are from there, but I do own a few things for when I need to look nice.

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                            • #89
                              I think you need to express a little more personality in clothing rather than going to somewhere and throwing on what you find there because the shop is deemed as 'fashionable'...
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #90
                                I don't think that describing "personality" is so ****ing important too, Richard. does che walk around with a che T-shirt? must MtG wear a pseudo-military outfit?

                                I dress according to taste, and what looks good on me, and feels good on me. Making a statement....

                                ....that's just for crazy french high fashion designers.
                                urgh.NSFW

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