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  • What is Shana Tova?

    I'm receiving very persistent E-mail from this woman.


    good morning,

    I hope you’re back. I’d be very grateful if you let me know whether you sent me a greeting card for the Jewish New Year in September-October 1997, and
    whether you got one back from me. I’m not referring to the letter you sent me in mid-1996 after I left the embassy, but to a Shana Tova that was sent
    in the following year.

    Thanks,

    Helena
    Is this some sort of Jewish princess scam? I have no idea who this woman is and if I ever sent her a letter, forget.

    Why on earth would anyone want to know if I sent them a greeting card in 1997?

    Should I ask for her photo?
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

  • #2
    My girlfriend is Jewish and really hot. Ask dude! Woohoo!
    "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

    "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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    • #3
      Shana Tova means "happy new year".

      My guess is that she's looking for someone else with a similar e-mail address.
      I refute it thus!
      "Destiny! Destiny! No escaping that for me!"

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      • #4
        Yes but why would she want to know if I sent her a greeting card in 1997?
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #5
          cold clinical greetings like 'good morning'?, the embassy?, strange words like "Shana Tova"? Helena?

          Horse, you're dealing with spies! that was a covert message to terrorists or the like that you ended up getting for some reason! Aaaah!
          "It woulda been nice to have naked midgets serving us cocktails everyday." - Brandon Boyd of Incubus

          "...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer

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          • #6
            The thought crossed my mind
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              either that or once again AH has drank just too much the night of october 1997......

              I never have sex with a girl for a one night stand but there was this time I was so drunk that I didnt know who this girl was... apparently we slept together and all.... Its very stereotypical of a guy to be the one not to remember, just do the deed and forget, but I felt bad for her... and I couldnt remember anything but apparently she wasnt looking for long term relationship with me anyway
              :-p

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              • #8
                I don't recall travelling at that time.......
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                  Yes but why would she want to know if I sent her a greeting card in 1997?
                  Maybe it got lost in the mail?
                  "I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best." - Gracie Allen

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                  • #10
                    Jeez, the spammers are becoming more and more creative...
                    I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                    • #11
                      she never contacted me again.
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                        she never contacted me again.
                        Why are you digging into the past. Are you an Archaeologist or something?

                        ACK!
                        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Calc II
                          either that or once again AH has drank just too much the night of october 1997......

                          I never have sex with a girl for a one night stand but there was this time I was so drunk that I didnt know who this girl was... apparently we slept together and all....
                          When you get to be my age you'll realize this is the exact definition of a one-night-stand.
                          "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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                          • #14
                            Horsie is bored.
                            I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                            • #15
                              shabbat shalom horsey.

                              Soon it will be Purim.

                              remember horsey, "me she neknas adar, harbeh be simchah"

                              or something like tht.
                              "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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