I had an epiphamy last night, a life changing idea, im no longer scared of death

[TCO]

Originally posted by Vesayen


Why dont you step into this pretty refrigerator shaped box labled "Soilet Green Producer" ontop, there will be free prunes inside, and bingo!

Tsk...tsk. Be respectful, young man.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by GP


I'm always like this. Just not working. That gives me time to be a biatch.

Your story?

I'm married.

[TCO]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


I'm married.

I've always sorta thought that would be awesome, just kinda hesitant about getting tied up, picking the right one and all.

Had a sleazy old engineer that I worked with who got married in his late 30's. He said it was the best ever: "Steady supply of food and sex. Every evening. Taken care of."

[KrazyHorse]

Didn't you mention a girlfriend a while ago? That something new?

[TCO]

Originally posted by Frogger
Didn't you mention a girlfriend a while ago? That something new?

Huh? Sometimes I mention previous gf's. Right now, this one is just at the pre-gf stage. She gets irked if I don't call...but we haven't gone out long enough for her to express it. I think she likes me for some silly reason though. We've only gone out for a week or so. followed by a week of seperation. She lives a mile from my Mom's house in DC. I will be going up there to see my grandmother in a couple weeks. "Pre-gf" is getting antsy about nailing down the date.

[KrazyHorse]

Pre-gf?

God, you're a ***** about commitment...

[TCO]

Originally posted by Frogger
Pre-gf?

God, you're a ***** about commitment...

Tagged. Anyway...I thought it sounded like a cute label. Like my sister and her bf got a golden retriever and I called it the "proto-child".

[Zero]

what about post-gf?

not quite gf, but not quite ex-gf....
actually im beginning to contemplate if my second last ex-gf is more like "post-gf"...