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Subtitling from a pirate Fellowship of the Ring DVD.
If you read it all, you will discover a horrible secret between Aragorn and Boromir.
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Subtitling from a pirate Fellowship of the Ring DVD.
If you read it all, you will discover a horrible secret between Aragorn and Boromir.
"On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
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Can't... breathe... throat... hurting... laughter... killing... me...
That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! Thanks!
..."Forge by the dark lord Sauron. Men doomed"...
(But pirated movies often are legendary. I remember from junior high this story about a pirated Estonian version of Titanic where, inbetween the cuts of people falling from the sinking ship, there were cuts of a few screaming Estonians...)"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world -
So if I understand this correctly... Aragorn is his own dad and Boromir's brother and Boromir's dad, too. I guess that Liv Tyler is his mom."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"Comment
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Yes, and Boromir's dad was an elf so Aragorn is an elf too.
"On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
- Lone StarComment
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He left you a baggin
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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"Don't touch me Frodo"
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Since we're doing quotes:
"This is the dutch heir?" - Aragorn is really desperate to be king it seems
"We have a cave trouble." - Boromir has a revelation in Moria
"Mee threat" - Frodo showing off his mithril shirt
"Your round to the ladies of the wood. You can't not go back." - elves referring to themselves.
"My father is an elf man." - Boromir's second revelation
"You are a wing baron Frodo." - Galadriel sees into the future, all the way to WW1
"I know why you like this." - Boromir having fun with Frodo.
"I don't suppose we ever have to see them again." - seems that Frodo didn't like the Fellowship anyway"On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
- Lone StarComment
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"This is the Dutch heir?"
"I'm the heir to the throne of Condo."
"Condo shall have no king!"
I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
Supercitzen PekkaComment
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"Always follow you doubts" - Gandalf
I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
Supercitzen PekkaComment
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Gandalfs last words:"Frodo you fool"I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
Supercitzen PekkaComment
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And since Sauron's an eye, this is really bad...
Middle earth stands on the blink of destruction
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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"i dont suppose we ever have to see them again"!
"you are a wing baron frodo""I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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I saw a pirated version of Collateral Damage some six months ago, and the subtitles were just hilarious. The scanned CD cover was also very professional, with the backside clearly telling that the star in fact was Bruce Willis! I hadn't realised how much he looked like Arnold.
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Hilarious...
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Once I saw a Pirate CD-Rom of MS-office 98. The cd was actually labelled MIKROSOFT
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.Comment
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