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    Which Apolytoner would you least want to see your child marry?

    I was having a discussion with a fellow Polygeek, and realized this was a rather funny scenario. So if you had a child about ripe for marriage, which Apolytoner would make you want to commit suicide if they were engaged to your son or daughter...

    ...remember now, this person is now going to be your IN LAW
    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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    you know you want to say Albert Speer...but think about it...the guy would never even kiss her, let alone have sex with her. Maybe that's not such a bad thing

    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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    • #3
      Myself, because that's just sick. ( And wrong from a genetic viewpoint if nothing else ).

      Can they be married to one but be having sordid affairs on the side with another?

      Which apolytoner would you least like to have your child cheat on with another apolytoner... loudly... in your house.
      A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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      • #4
        Mr. Fun because he never lives up to his name.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          I think it would be much quicker to list those whom I would not object to.
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #6
            so go for it Skanky
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #7
              Originally posted by orange
              you know you want to say Albert Speer...but think about it...the guy would never even kiss her, let alone have sex with her. Maybe that's not such a bad thing

              I'd like to believe my fictional daughter (/Son ? ) could bring out the best in Speer. I like to believe she (/he ? ) has a made-up way of being able to related to her (/his ? ) unreal life partners.
              A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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              • #8
                no one can bring out the best in speer...it's like asking someone to bring out the best in Hitler.
                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                • #9
                  I don't hold out much hope for the life of this thread though. It just screams Case Closed! already.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • #10
                    why? I'd like to think Ming would have an interesting perspective...he actually does have a daughter around that age...well almost anyway...
                    "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                    You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                    "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by orange
                      no one can bring out the best in speer...it's like asking someone to bring out the best in Hitler.
                      you might as well have called this thread "speer why don't you go into a corner and **** yourself"
                      I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by orange
                        no one can bring out the best in speer...it's like asking someone to bring out the best in Hitler.
                        Maybe Speer has a great ability as a watercolour artist just waiting to be discovered.
                        A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                        • #13
                          and maybe I will invent time travel
                          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            I don't hold out much hope for the life of this thread though. It just screams Case Closed! already.
                            You're right. We should change the topic to where you know the discussion is going anyway;

                            "Which Apolytoner would you least like Speer to date?"
                            A witty quote proves nothing. - Voltaire

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                            • #15
                              A three-way tie between:

                              Bodd's
                              Zykla
                              Sava
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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