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  • Choose the Finnish PM, ignorant foreigners edition

    The election's 2 months away, but what the hey. I remember this thing being doe 'bout 3 years ago with Finnish presidential candidates, and some time ago in Europa Universalis forums with Swedish PM candidates.

    Now, here's the deal. There are 9 parties in Finnish parliament. (Well, one of them has only been in there couple of days, after a MP of another party defected to them after being turned down by two other parties.) Only three of them have a chance at PMship, but weäll include all 9 leaders, just for fun and games. You, the ignorant foreigners, naturally know nothing about Finnish politics. Therefore, you are ideally suited to pick the next Finnish PM based on the most important quality - looks.

    The candidates are numbered from 1 to 9. You are encouraged to pick your favorite, as well as cruelly criticize the looks of others as well as make guesses as pertaining to their political views and/or sexuality. Meanwhile, we Finns laugh as yet another foreigner picks a candidate who so does not agree with them, then sigh that we're being led by this bunch of bozos and idly wonder who the heck most of these guys (and gals) are, anyhow.
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    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

  • #2
    #2 looks like a communist to me. Because the Finnish people are a bunch of Eurocoms who hate freedom, I predict she will become the PM.
    "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

    "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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    • #3
      I choose the wierd looking one.
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #4
        Number 3 looks like my old maths teacher. Since he and Finland both score 9 of the evil-o-meter, I pick him.

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        • #5
          If that's yer best...

          Nuke Finland NOW, before they breed!

          I pick #2 cause that Guy looks like he's starving and
          needs a meal.

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          • #6
            I choose the wierd looking one.
            This is not a multiple choice, sorry.

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            • #7
              1= Escaped war criminal
              2= Satanist who drinks her own menstrual fluids
              3= Kiddy fiddler
              4= Sock puppet
              5= Ernst Stavro Blofeld
              6= "Binty- the amazing lop-sided eyes woman"
              7= Billy-Bob the Appalachian inbreed
              8= Serial killer who keep human spleens in his fridge
              9= Approaching orgasm.
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #8
                How about creating a selector in smartselect.com, stefu?


                I DID ONE FOR THE ISRAELI ELECTION, MIND YOU!
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #9
                  I know who 1 and 8 are so I'll have to vote 7 cause he looks like a freak
                  CSPA

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                  • #10
                    If that's yer best...

                    Nuke Finland NOW, before they breed!
                    Like Canada's the country to talk.
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #11
                      6= "Binty- the amazing lop-sided eyes woman"
                      Wait, wait, wait... He's a "she"?



                      All the pictures I've seen of hi... her, they have convinced me that he's... she's a he.

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                      • #12
                        # 2 has short hair so it's definitely a lesbian

                        Hmm #6? She looks the only one who didn't drink anything before taking those shots

                        Btw who said finnish had all white hair?
                        I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                        Asher on molly bloom

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                        • #13
                          # 2 has short hair so it's definitely a lesbian
                          I'm gonna presume that's self-sarcasm of some sort.

                          Btw who said finnish had all white hair?
                          Those proud scandinavian übermenschen who both live in Finland and have blond hair.

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                          • #14
                            When I first saw no. 3 briefly I thought it was Sid Meier You could trust him to run Finland

                            "Finns capture Moscow. 56 gold pieces taken" or whatever it was
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Azrael: There are bound to be a lot of more 'official' selectors coming up as the election approaches.
                              "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                              "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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