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    I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

    One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

    What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
    Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
    Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
    Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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    Lesson Two:

    DON'T marry into that family.
    I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
    i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG

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      Oh Saras, thank you
      Long time member @ Apolyton
      Civilization player since the dawn of time

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        • #5


          That's great Saras!
          If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.

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          • #6
            Very funny story, and well done indeed !

            I'm unsure, how I would have decided in that situation, though.

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            • #7


              That was a good joke! Thank you very much...
              I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.

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                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Kick ass!
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    Nice!
                    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                    • #11
                      I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                      • #12
                        Man - that's sick. When we told my wife's parents we were getting married her Dad bought me a beer and left it at that.

                        It sounds a bit like that "Meet the Parents" film.
                        Only feebs vote.

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                          • #14
                            for the joke

                            if it is real

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                            • #15
                              'do you have the mum's phone number' if it is for real.
                              urgh.NSFW

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