I used to think power was the source of all evil, then I thought it was money........

[Ari Rahikkala]

I used to think power was the source of all evil, then I thought it was money, now I KNOW it is:
I used to think power was the cause of all evil.

I then changed my mind, and thought money was the source of all evil.

I NOW realize I had it partially right both times.

POLITICS is the source of all evil.

You know, the following quotes are my current signature at Ezboard:

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. -- Warren G. Bennis
Politics is the capacity to translate reality into bull****. -- Ari Rahikkala

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by Dissident
women

No no Dissident, women are not the source of all evil...

Instead, women = time + money. But time IS money (time = money). Also, money is the root of all evil. So, if time is money, women = money squared. So women = the root of all evil squared. Thus women = evil.


I hope my gf isn't watching.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ned
I am a REPUBLICAN!

I am EVIL.

Glad to see you admit it, it's the first step.

I conquer and oppress dictators across the planet.

Hey, gotta do something to balance the bloody tyrants you prop up like Pinochet.

I lower taxes to punish the government and get the economy moving again.

How about those tax refunds you give to companies like Enron who don't even PAY taxes?

I have no concern for the welfare of public school because I favor vouchers that provide every kid a guarantee of good educaton. Evil.

Great, a $1500 voucher that will help an urban kid attend a private school with a $10,000 tuition. I suppose his mom can take 3 more jobs to get the difference.

I appoint minorities to high positions to destroy the Democrat civil rights movement. Evil.

Ah, so whereas Democrats actually want to see minorities advanced, you just want to use them as pawns in a political game? Nice.

I am in favor of locking terrorists up to keep them from killing more Americans.

As opposed to those Democrats who advocate letting terrorists kill Americans, right. And don't forget your advocating of locking up suspected terrorists, too. You know...all Arabs...

I am favor of closer relations with Mexico to help their economy. Evil, Evil.

Oooooh Way to go out on a limb there!

I am favor of being friendly to the Russians so that we can truly end the cold war.

Hmm, last I saw, there wasn't anyone advocating resuming hostilities with them. And if this is the case, why did you favor the missile defense shield, which antagonized relations with Russia?

I am in favor of fixing the Social Security system in order to steal a Democrat issue.

Ah, so like minorities, you like to use the elderly for political pawns, too? Nice again!

I am in favor of a missle defense to protect America and her allies from nuclear attack from rogue nations - who the Democrats say pose no threat. Evil.

You mean the one that doesn't work? And whose tax dollars are paying for it? Not the rich...their taxes are getting lowered. Not the corporations, they're not paying taxes. So it must be---the working class, the middle class and the small businesses. Nice to know you so freely spend their tax money on things that don't work. Do you favor $500 toilet seats, too?

[JohnT]

If I am a toilet seat manufacturer, then yes, of course.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Seeing as some would say there is not a dime's worth of difference between the Democrats and the Republicans, you would also be saying the Democrats are the source of all evil.

And looking at Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Hillary Clinton, I'd say you are right .

[Adam Smith]

Generalizations are the source of all evil.