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    ... on eBay.

    LOS ANGELES - Writer Steve Young may be able to peddle his prose, but when it came to selling his family, the father of two couldn't cash in on the $5 million offer.


    After reading about the online sale of a struggling town in Humboldt County, Young decided to put his wife and kids on the auction block.


    "If a town could be sold online, then how much could you get for a family?" Young said.


    After consulting with wife Diana, and their two children, Kelly, 9, and Casey, 8, Young said he posted the ad Thursday on eBay and received more than 10,000 hits within minutes.


    But when eBay operators heard about the auction early Friday, they yanked the ad, saying it is against company policy to sell human beings.


    "People have tried to sell themselves five or six times over the past four or five years," said eBay spokesman Kevin Pursglove. "There have been attempts to sell their nephew, uncle, wife, whoever is in the doghouse at the time. They've even tried to sell their soul."


    Young said the auction winner would receive a lifetime of platonic companionship, including invitations to family outings and holiday gatherings as well as tips on writing, gardening and cooking. The minimum bid was $5 million.


    The family was willing to relocate anywhere, and the elder Youngs would change their surname.


    "You have patrons of the arts, museums and charities. I wanted a patron for my family," he said.
    The things some people will do for money.
    I'm going to rub some stakes on my face and pour beer on my chest while I listen Guns'nRoses welcome to the jungle and watch porno. Lesbian porno.
    Supercitzen Pekka

  • #2
    I should try and sell Bunnygrrl.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      I should try and sell Bunnygrrl.
      Trouble on the homefront?
      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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      • #4
        Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

        I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by chegitz guevara
          Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

          I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.
          tell her you went through severe emotional turmoil having your gf sleep with someone and then try using that to get her to give you money
          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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          • #6
            10,000 hits within minutes?

            Americans are getting more desperate for a family, it seems
            Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
            Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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            • #7
              I'd buy them

              I might need to see pictures first though

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              • #8
                plutonic relationship? (with the wife of course) hmm maybe I wouldn't buy them afterall

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                • #9
                  If people are that lonely they could always just get a Russian mail order bride. They'd certainly pay less then $5 million and the relationship wouldn't be platonic.
                  Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                  • #10
                    I hear they are only after your money

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                    • #11
                      Buy two, and have them compete for your favour.
                      I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dissident
                        I hear they are only after your money
                        Well you haven't any money so you've nothing to lose!
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #13
                          plutonic relationship?
                          that would be platonic, me thinks.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Not really. I'd miss her lots, but hey, we're broke.

                            I'd be the one telling her to go for it in Indecent Proposal. Of course, I'd also insist she keep all the money since she did all the work.
                            I thought you were a commie.
                            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                            "Capitalism ho!"

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                            • #15
                              Sometimes being a commie means taking advantage of the enemy's stupidity.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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