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  • Famous Apolytoners

    OK, this is the deal

    I thought it would be interesting to say which well known person (not uncle Bob, unless Uncle Bob is well known), past, present or future, is most like which apolytoner

    to say it differently, which apolytoner is most like a well known figure in the past present or future

    and please, no stupid ones like Mao = Mao since their names are the same

    Jon Miller
    Jon Miller-
    I AM.CANADIAN
    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

  • #2
    Fez = Rush Limbaugh
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      You mean like Provost Harrison is like Professor Irwin Corey ?

      (pictured here between Stefu on the left and Red Jon on right)

      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        Asher = Bill Gates
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #5
          Sloww, we all know PH is Bob Hoskins, dammit!
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            Albert Speer - Adolf Hitler meets Malcom X
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #7
              Vanity vanity...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by orange
                Albert Speer - Adolf Hitler meets Malcom X
                Adolf X
                Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                • #9
                  sounds like a fantasy novel where 23rd century Germans dig up Hitler's body and bring him back to life, and then give him super attatchments so that he can rule over the 4th reich
                  "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                  You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                  "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                  • #10
                    And among the super attachments is the one that gives him the power of... funk!
                    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                    • #11
                      yes, because even in the 23rd century, Germans will still dance to shitty techno.
                      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by orange
                        sounds like a fantasy novel where 23rd century Germans dig up Hitler's body and bring him back to life, and then give him super attatchments so that he can rule over the 4th reich
                        No, I can't imagine a spinf-off of a movie that has sucked soooo much (Jason X)
                        :-p

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                        • #13
                          Hitler is back, and this time, HE'S BLACK! . . . . Wait, isn't that Louis Farrakhan?
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                            Hitler is back, and this time, HE'S BLACK! . . . . Wait, isn't that Louis Farrakhan?
                            yeah but Farrakhan doesnt hit as hard as Hitler.
                            "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                            - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by alva
                              Asher = Bill Gates
                              Bill Gates was a crappy programmer.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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