Human - Dolphin communication. Can you dig it?

[Ari Rahikkala]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I'd like to take this opportunity to dig out an old sig of mine.

"What if dolphins talk **** too?"

A tired dolphin drifted to the edge of the pool when he arrived. Makakai greeted him with a trinary poem too quick to catch, but it sounded amiably nasty. Something about his sex life. Dolphins had been telling humans dirty jokes for thousands of years before men finally started breeding them for brains and for speech, and began to understand. Makakai might be a lot smarter than her ancestors, Jacob thought, but her sense of humor was strictly dolphin.

-- David Brin: Sundiver

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MRT144
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Why'd you shoot Cyrus?

No reason. I just like doing things like that.

[Ted Striker]

The man himself!

http://members.aol.com/blckcof/cyrus1.wav

[Graag]

It was the warriors. The warriors!

[Stefu]

It would be interesting if we found out that all Dolphins ever thought was "IwanttodiepleasekillmeIwanttodiepleasekillmeIwantt odiepleasekillme..."

[Paul Hanson]

I'm all for communicating with dolphins, provided they have something useful to tell us. If they don't, then why bother?

[Dinner]

Because then they could make fun of Fez too.

[RGBVideo]

Now, when Stefu's here, let's look at his sig and laugh at ari.

DISLCAIMER: UUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Ari Rahikkala]

I'm all for communicating with dolphins, of course. Just not communicating in the way one would think of first .

[Ari Rahikkala]

Speaking of dolphins, the song I'm currently listening to is:

Dead Can Dance & Tangerine Dream: Piece for Solo Flute and Dolphin Dance

... and it rocks. Well, a little. It's the best song I know for getting into the right mood, but otherwise it's rather bland (if you can use that word for music).

[mindseye]

Japanese toymaker Takara has marketed a device called the "Bowlingual" which translates dog barking into Japanese. There are now working on an upgrade that will allow you to receive emails from your dog while you're at work.