World's Most Thankless Jobs

[Demerzel]

I'd say that "Nursing Home Butt Wiper" does the trick then. The old person role suggests that the job is pretty pointless as they'll just poo themselves again shortly anyway. Wiping butts is pretty disgusting and menial. Plus it being an american job obviously ( butt ), then the thought of being in old person country, i.e. Florida, is the final nail in the coffin.

The only thing that could beat it is.... hmm... not sure anything could be worse...

[Seneca]

Or you could try Pub Piano Player, when the appreciation of Traditional Jazz by the tattooed clientele is underdeveloped, to say the least...

shakes from memory

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Datajack Franit
What about the guys that stroke racing horses in order to get their sperm?

Vets at Zoos have to do this on elephants too! I saw a feature on artificial insemination of elephants on an Animal Planet program. I wonder if they have to artificially inseminate rhinos and hippos too? God, I wonder if they have to do it to bears and the big kitty kats as well? Come to think about it, what about the small animals? I mean, you could probably use a finger on wolves and badgers, but what about rabbits, rats and mice? Even the insertion of your pinky finger could leave the little guys scarred physically and mentally for life!

You know, at some of the really big metropolitan zoos I bet they use this service so much that they have to have specialists. Someone should put on a TV series about the vets who do this. They could call it: "All Creatures Great and Small.............Even Bees". That would certainly be a new twist on an old franchise.

[alva]

hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???

I doubt there much satisfaction in being a gravedigger either...
(well, unless it's your mother in law )

Dishwasher

[Urban Ranger]

System/network administrator

[loinburger]

Originally posted by alva
hmm, What's a 'fluffer'???

They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.

Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."

[Ted Striker]

Saddam Hussein body double

Saddam Hussein food taster

[alva]

They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.

would you like to elaborate on this?

[loinburger]

Tempting, but I am rather fond of being able to have a custom avatar...

[MRT144]

UPS employee

[Dinner]

Originally posted by loinburger
They keep male porn stars "prepped" between [film] shoots.

Another thankless job would be "intravenous arsenic tester."

I first heard of fluffers a few years ago when I read about a porn actress who was trying to break the world record for the most number of guy "serviced" consectutively. Apparently the fluffers would get the guys so they we just about ready then this porn star would finish them off.

Even with only these abreviated encounters after 100 guys the chick was so roughed up she needed pain killers and an ice pack to continue.

[MRT144]

jasmine saint claire

[Dinner]

Was that her name? I remember hearing about it but I couldn't remember her name for the life of me. She has to be so screwed in the head.

[MRT144]

yeah...theres actually been a few women

annabel chong was the first
jasmine st claire the second
houston the 3rd
and now some brit bird...

[Dinner]

From what I understand they ran out of volunteers and they had to go out into the street to try to round up more men. I could just see how that conversation went.