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  • #16
    If he's an alien, he should have already seen our TV broadcasts.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #17
      junk mail....lots of junk mail

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      • #18
        A screwdriver and a trout.
        You make my life and times
        A book of bluesy Saturdays

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        • #19
          Wooden spear
          Sharpened stone
          Bronze knife
          Iron Sword
          Crossbow
          Flintlock pistol
          Rifle
          Semi-automatic rifle
          Machine gun
          and a nuclear bomb
          Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

          Do It Ourselves

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          • #20
            A gun, a beer, a pizza, a pillow, a porno mag, and a steaming pile of ****.

            -Arrian
            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Osweld
              and a nuclear bomb
              All the better to blow up his ship when he takes it aboard. That's a very good idea, Osweld.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • #22
                Originally posted by DinoDoc
                All the better to blow up his ship when he takes it aboard. That's a very good idea, Osweld.
                Yeah, I thought it'd be helpful to give a first hand demonstration.
                Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

                Do It Ourselves

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                • #23
                  A lump of carbon.
                  10 lumps of carbon!
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #24
                    A bottle of beer,
                    An AK-47 resting on a bit of paper with a quote from Ghandi written on it,
                    A globe,
                    2 paintings, the Mona Lisa, and Summertime by Jackson Pollock,
                    A CD player and a selection of music,
                    A dollar bill, stained with oil, nailed to a picture of a soldiers at war, fighting.
                    Smile
                    For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
                    But he would think of something

                    "Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Osweld
                      Wooden spear
                      Sharpened stone
                      Bronze knife
                      Iron Sword
                      Crossbow
                      Flintlock pistol
                      Rifle
                      Semi-automatic rifle
                      Machine gun
                      and a nuclear bomb
                      very good
                      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • #26
                        A copy of Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy--just to foink with their minds.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Juggler
                          junk mail....lots of junk mail
                          "You may already be a winner."
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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