...and do it with only 10 items placed in a capsule the size of an oven. What do you put in it?
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Show an alien what Humanity is all about
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiTags: None
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A condom, a six pack, a shotgun, porn, a harmonica, and a machete.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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a turnipI have discovered that China and Spain are really one and the same country, and it's only ignorance that leads people to believe they are two seperate nations. If you don't belive me try writing 'Spain' and you'll end up writing 'China'."
Gogol, Diary of a Madman
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Big Mac.
Coca-cola.
Dictionary.
Complete works of Shakespeare
Civilization 2
Elvis anthology (although they've probably met him)
Bible/Koran/Granth Sahib etc box set.
Sex education video/Porn
The url for apolyton.
Chinese finger traps tailored for alien fingers.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.
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An olive branch and a machete.
Yes, a bit overly symbolic for an alien race to understand but it's not like they'll understand what Britney Spears is either.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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Originally posted by Eli
Britney Spears.Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams (Influential author)
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