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Have a happy christmas everyone.
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Have a happy christmas everyone.
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Congratulations, my son is 2 on Boxing day. It's worth it even if Baby Taz insists on using me as a climbing frame. Try to get as much sleep as possible before your SO comes home with the little bundle of sleeplessness (it doesn't get any better).(+1) -
Congratulations to Stinger and his wife(?)!
And happy birthday to Taz Junior.
"Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - SolverComment
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Congratulations. If you're anything like me, it'll be the greatest thing ever to happen in your life!
Are you going to be in the delivery room? I was there supporting my wife - it was pretty cool, what with the blood and pain and all.
Actually, Laura had a pretty simple and basic delivery, induced, timed, and all that - it was no more than 5 hours from inducing labor to delivery, and the drugs really, really helped. Laura took some too.
Otoh, some of us at Apolyton are very squeamish and... well, I was going to say "girllike" but the girls go through this, so these "men" are less than girllike. Pathetic, really.
I do remember thinking at one point: "Well, there goes the sex life!" Freakin' A, that was something I didn't need to see! The baby's head was coneshaped, and she was covered with this nasty, grey whey-like substance. She was beautiful.
You HAVE to post the birth picture of the baby!!!! If you're hospital is like mine, they'll take a photo of the child in the first hour (in her/his outfit). Scan it and post it - we wanna see!
Here's wishing your wife well.
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I am t+105 hours now on #2 and everyone could use a bit of a nap...
Have fun!
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Aww.... We already have an entire new generation of future Apolytoners, and there will soon be 2 more(Sten and Stinger).
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Good luck - hope all goes well for mother and child
Bit of a rip off for the nipper having a birthday around Christmas - try and time these things better next time
I make it this child was conceived around Easter - you naughty little man - you should have been praying
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We want a picture! He could be the next Red Jon! (Hopefully he'll be straight though)www.my-piano.blogspotComment
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many hospitals these days put the pictures on the internet for you to see these days tooOriginally posted by JohnT
You HAVE to post the birth picture of the baby!!!! If you're hospital is like mine, they'll take a photo of the child in the first hour (in her/his outfit). Scan it and post it - we wanna see!
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At first I thought this thread was called "Next time I post I'll be dead".
Congrats to Stinger and Mrs.Stinger!
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Congratulations!
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Register him/her ASAP at Apolyton, you hear !!!
Congrats
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Congrats, and remember, you don't raise children, you rear them.
Congrats again
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And oh yeah, name him El Duderino. (see my sig )
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Congrats, no better christmans present then that.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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