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    What will you do with your compassionate American?

    The awfully smart President has again said something that future generations will regard as cryptic wisdom of the Oracle of ancient ages:

    "The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."—Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively).
    http://slate.msn.com/?id=2075817


    So, what are your plans for your compassionate American?
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    Try to breed him with an non-arrogant Frenchwoman.
    15.38%
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    Put him in the pot with the chicken.
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    Preserve for rarity value.
    23.08%
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    Call him "Spot" and let him play in the yard, at least after he's been housetrained.
    7.69%
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    Let him run free in the wilds where he belongs to.
    11.54%
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    Give him a newspaper and a beer and teach him to say "Aaah-yup-yup-yup"
    11.54%
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    Return to sender - they're all George W. Bushes anyhow
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    Build an insurmountable army of compassionate Americans
    26.92%
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    Sell him for profit - after all, you're still unsold, so you must be an uncompassionate American
    3.85%
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    Give him a banana - watch him happy
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    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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  • #2
    (Wanha-alert)

    Sure Bush has the heart of a compassionate American. I'd wager to guess he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
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    • #3
      Compassionate Conservatism = Fragrant Bull****
      "Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.

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      • #4
        I knew it! For every citizen a compassionate american!

        CLONING! STOP HIM!

        Maybe he'll next state that the threat of slaughtering innocent iraqi people with nuclear weapons is just pure love...
        II. 193 And fight them until there is no more tumult and oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah; but if they cease, let there be no hostility except to those who practice oppression.

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        • #5


          Depends on whether or not the one I get is cute...
          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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          • #6
            If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them.

            Numerically speaking.

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            • #7
              Breed it with the frenchwoman. If sucessful, I can start a new era of nonarrogent, pacifistic, but intelligent Americans.
              Last edited by Nubclear; December 20, 2002, 20:05.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Winston
                If there were fewer of these memorable George W. Bush statements, there wouldn't be so many of them.

                Numerically speaking.
                Tautologies are tautological.
                II. 193 And fight them until there is no more tumult and oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah; but if they cease, let there be no hostility except to those who practice oppression.

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