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  • #31
    Fez gets bashed and he likes it.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #32
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Fez gets bashed and he likes it.
      It's like trying to shake a pug in heat off your leg.
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #33
        Now... where's that pic?

        "Yep. This thread is gay!"

        I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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        • #34
          This thread is scary. Why does Fez fancy boris? Why is fez into S&M? Why must fez cause me to turn every sentence into a question?
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
          -Richard Dawkins

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Starchild
            This thread is scary. Why does Fez fancy boris?
            *ahem*

            I like to think the better question would be, "why wouldn't anyone fancy Boris?"
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #36
              Opticians.





              Just kidding. Love ya really

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              • #37
                And you wonder why nobody votes for you.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #38
                  Cos I've never ever arranged a vote swap for anything in my life? Some of us have standards ya know

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                  • #39
                    I don't think you want us to get into a discussion of your standards, r_j.

                    Besides, all that is saying is that you could only get a vote if you swapped for it, since you got none. Zero. Zilch. Goose egg. Bagel. Nada. Niente...
                    Last edited by Boris Godunov; December 19, 2002, 15:37.
                    Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                    • #40
                      Okay... I was just acting really strangely this morning. Don't mind me.

                      I like to think the better question would be, "why wouldn't anyone fancy Boris?"
                      I certainly do fancy you Boris. But I know that you consider me not to be your type. Hehehe... oh well... I can't have everything go my way.
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • #41
                        I used to be phobic about people like Red Jon.
                        You know. Tall.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #42
                          You should fear me, I can flatten Manchester with one step

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                          • #43
                            You never told us you were that fat.
                            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                            • #44
                              Hmmmm, Fez, you really are getting very randy aren't you? I think it is time you learned how to masturbate
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #45
                                Actually the doctor diagnosed me as being underweight. 6'5" and only 10 stone 10.

                                At least I can eat whatver I want without putting on weight (don'tcha just hate me )

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