"President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar when a
fellow walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and
Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So he walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What
are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and
one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde
with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See, smart ass!? I told you no one would worry about the 40
million Iraqis..."
fellow walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and
Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So he walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What
are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War III."
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and
one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde
with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,
"See, smart ass!? I told you no one would worry about the 40
million Iraqis..."
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