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become a jealous obsessive idiot...but that didn't last long...
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui -
i wanna hear Korngan's story
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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I moved to a different continent to get away from one... Does that count?
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you win
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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I had a woman drive me . . . halfway across the road !! wait its not just a lame pun
I was 18 and had broken up with a girl I had been seeing for the past year. I saw her in the parking lot of the convenience store one day and spoke to her briefly and then spoke to some other friends before jumping in my pickup-- I did not notice that she was behind me until I saw her in the rearview mirror when I stopped at the stop sign at the top of the hill and SHE DID NOT !! Her car bumped my truck (pretty lightly) and naively believing it to be an accident I got out. She stepped on the gas and pushed the pickup partly across the intersection before I jumped in, restarted and took off. WE then began what was essentially a high speed chase through some back (gravel) roads until I lost her. She actually totalled her car into a tree but I did not know that until about a half hour later when she showed up at my house and tearfully announced it to my parents-- She ended up going to another town for a couple of months and got a bit of professional help.
On the other side of things, I have not done anything real crazy for a woman.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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She made me go clubbing
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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What´s clubbing?The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.
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you take a club and prow the streets of the city at night, looking for innocents.
seriously, clubbing is fun. REAL fun.Comment
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No, it's actually Clubbering (The grand Duke Nukem taught me this one... "It's clubbering time" you see...)
It's even funnier when you use Spiked Clubs, like morning stars and whetever those instruments are called in English...
anyway best not to test em out too much on living creatures though...
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - SenecaComment
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I didn't go that far...just to Hawaii.Originally posted by CyberGnu
I moved to a different continent to get away from one...
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Threw her underwear at her in public. This was in response to her hooking up with my good friend, while I was on 3 day vacation, then claiming we were nothing more serious than friends.
She left so much souvenir lingerie at my house, I figured it was as good a time as any to return it.
I was a little unbalanced at the time."Perhaps a new spirit is rising among us. If it is, let us trace its movements and pray that our own inner being may be sensitive to its guidance, for we are deeply in need of a new way beyond the darkness that seems so close around us." --MLK Jr.Comment
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Unbalanced? Not a chance, that was gold!!!Comment
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...but you could have scored extra points easily. Hold one of the garments up to your nose as she looks at you mortified, take a few deep breaths in, and then say "smells like a b*tch in heat" as you toss them to her casually. Man that would be so much funComment
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Most drastic thing I ever did was get angry at a girl and tell her something along the lines of "I can tell you one thing for certain: You're not going to be pretty forever, but you're always going to be a *****." That was when we were seniors in high school. A year later when we were attending different universities in different states I had occasion to be angry with her again, so I told her something along the lines of "I've heard that you're the biggest slut at the university, and I must say that I'm a bit disappointed in you -- I'd have expected you to be the biggest slut in the state by now! You've obviously begun your rapid decline sooner than I'd anticipated."
Yeah, not too drastic, but normally I'm a pretty calm and collected person. I don't have much tolerance for cheating whores, though.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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I basically became obsessed with a girl, driving me and all my mates to complete and utter distraction. It got so bad that a couple of days ago one of my mates pulled me to one side and told me to "shut up and get a ****ing grip".
He was right to do it. I was whinging about her not responding to my e-mails, and it was clearly the final straw for him, as he'd been putting up with it for 4 months.
As it turned out, I spoke to her about a couple of hours ago at my college presentation evening, and the reason was that she'd got a new e-mail address, and the first thing she did when I came over to chat to her was give me her new one.
So the moral of this story is: don't be a ****, and don't assume the worst, because it's not always the case.
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