How would you use the invisibility cloak from Harry Potter???

[Zylka]

I just saw the first movie and all I can say is wow!!! So what wonders would you do with it?

I would:
-Run into the local grocery store and steal sea salt from the bulk bins
-Fall asleep in a bus shelter unnoticed
-Lock myself in the bathroom, take a seat and eat a nice roast beef sandwhich - while invisible!!!

In all seriousness, how would you become King of the Universe with this wonderful cloak?

[FrustratedPoet]

I'd use it to spy on naked ladies of course. Who wouldn't? ... at least once.

[Skanky Burns]

FP covered it pretty well.

Other useful things would be:
Stealing stuff
Spying
Pranks

You could quite easily convince someone that their house was haunted with an invisibility cloak.

[FrustratedPoet]

I'd use it for sneaking into sports events, gigs, movie theaters etc etc etc for free. That'd be cool. You could also sneak onto trains and planes for nothing.

And of course I'd also use it for evading pseudo-evil professors at my magical boarding school ..... or have I just said too much?

[jdd2007]

conquer the world. muahahahaha!

[Skanky Burns]

You could also use it at the library so they wouldn't think you are on the computer all day there, leeching off their internet.

Or for walking past mirrors on a bad-hair-day.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
I'd use it to spy on naked ladies of course. Who wouldn't? ... at least once.

[FrustratedPoet]

oh yeah ... Boris wouldn't use it for spying on naked ladies.

Hobbes would have to watch out, though.

[Dis]

girls locker room 'nuff said (well maybe women's would be a more appropiate word given my age)

[Dis]

but seriously I'd use it for all kinds of spying. Mainly involving women. Not only would I use it to see them naked, but I'd also use it to hear some juicy conversations . I'd go to feminist meeting and see how they are planning to exterminate the male gender so I can take precautions .

I'd go to other countries and spy on their foreign goverments and report back to Bush. On second thought Bush is a moron. I would play god and make believe I was god (he should still hear my voice). I would then instruct Bush what to do in essence making me the president of the U.S.

[monkspider]

Some harmless pranks would be a lot of fun. It could also be useful for being a spy for the Apolyton Commie Party.
And yes, girl's locker room antics would have to be tried out at least once. (I hear they have much nicer ones than we do!)

[FrustratedPoet]

Most women's toilets are cleaner and better decorated than my bedroom.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
oh yeah ... Boris wouldn't use it for spying on naked ladies.

Hobbes would have to watch out, though.

MwuhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...

I believe this subject was covered in the last Apolyton story thread, our World Cup adventure.

[Giancarlo]

I would use it to terrorize people I don't like. Apolytoners you better hope I don't get my hands on a invisibility cloak anytime. And better hope they don't get invented.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I believe this subject was covered in the last Apolyton story thread, our World Cup adventure.

We actually covered something in that?