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  • Who's the funniest South Park character?

    Has to be Mr. Garrison. How can you not love that old racist, sexist, self-loathing homosexual who plans to murder Kathie Lee Gifford, talks to his handpuppet and uses gerbil in a class demonstration in such a creative way? Not to mention that he only likes men of his own age... women! Women of his own age!

    Cartman comes second.
    55
    Stan
    1.82%
    1
    Kyle
    1.82%
    1
    Cartman
    50.91%
    28
    Kenny
    7.27%
    4
    Butters
    7.27%
    4
    Tweek
    5.45%
    3
    Pip
    0.00%
    0
    Timmy
    1.82%
    1
    Jimmy
    0.00%
    0
    Mr. Garrison (and Mr. Hat)
    5.45%
    3
    Mr. Mackey
    0.00%
    0
    Chef
    1.82%
    1
    Officer Barbrady
    0.00%
    0
    Uncle Ned (and Jimbo)
    1.82%
    1
    Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    0.00%
    0
    Towelie
    5.45%
    3
    The Mayor
    0.00%
    0
    Stan's parents
    0.00%
    0
    Kyle's parents
    0.00%
    0
    Cartman's mom
    1.82%
    1
    Kenny's parents
    0.00%
    0
    Terrance & Phillip
    0.00%
    0
    Big Gay Al
    0.00%
    0
    Someone other / Banana
    7.27%
    4
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

  • #2
    Starven Marven!!!!!

    LOTFLMAO!!!!


    After watching "The gods must be crazy" movie... how can you not like Starven Marven guys.
    I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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    • #3
      Cartman!
      Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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      • #4
        did you see this Xmas one...bringing xmas to the iraqui children...

        and the kid singing the 12 days of christmas..i was lafffin my booty off.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by FemmeAdonis
          did you see this Xmas one...bringing xmas to the iraqui children...

          and the kid singing the 12 days of christmas..i was lafffin my booty off.

          Santa Clause down.... we have a Santa Clause down.



          Black Hawk Down was such a kickin' movie, and this parody just reinforced this for me.
          I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!

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          • #6
            Kenny. Not for his dying scenes- which got kind of old. But for what he says. He has the best lines

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            • #7
              Mr. Garrison is the funniest.

              Kenny is my favourite.
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #8
                Cartman, if only for his racist, sexist, extremist, everythingist-ist lines. What a redneck!

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                • #9
                  I really liked the episode when they did the 'cops' parody, and Cartman was the state trooper.
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #10
                    "You will respect my author-it-tie"

                    LOL.....
                    "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                    “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                    • #11
                      Kenny's my favorite, but Cartman has the best lines.

                      Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f***ing jew!
                      Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
                      Cartman: Jew?
                      Kyle: No, he's talking about "f***". You can't say "f***" in school, you f***ing fat-ass!
                      Cartman: Why the f*** not?
                      Mr. Garrison: Eric!
                      Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again!
                      Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
                      Kenny: Mmph!
                      Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
                      Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***-f***ety-f***-f***-f***.
                      Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
                      Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
                      Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
                      Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
                      (picks up a megaphone)
                      Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
                      Stan: Holy s***, dude.

                      CGN | a bunch of incoherent nonsense
                      Chris Jericho: First-Ever Undisputed Champion of Professional Wrestling & God Incarnate
                      Mystique & Aura: Appearing Nightly @ Yankee Stadium! | Red & Pewter Pride
                      Head Coach/General Manager, Kyrandia Dragonhawks (2004 Apolyton Fantasy Football League Champions)

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                      • #12
                        Cartman



                        --"Stay with me guys, this makes perfect sense: if you put food up your ass, you'll crap out of your mouth!"
                        Cartman, episode Red Hot Catholic Love

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                        • #13
                          Cartman's responsible for one of the funniest SP moments ever: "Kyle's Mom Is A *****" in the movie version. Esp. with "Talk to kids 'round the world, they might go a little bit something like this!" part.

                          However, Mr. Garrison just rakes ahead. And he did have "Merry ****ing Christmas", a festive song for this time of the year.
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #14


                            cartman OWNZ!

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                            • #15
                              I was very tempted to vote for Butters… but in the end I had to give it up to Cartman's mom… anyone who does scheize videos is going to get my vote!
                              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                              Drake Tungsten
                              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                              Albert Speer

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