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    Nuke or nude?

    One of the most important things needed to victory in war is demoralizing the enemy. Now USA ask themselves about possible ways of demoralizing army of Iraq. The trouble is the fact, that enemy soldiers are fanatics, who support their leader and religion absolutely. So, we want both reduce their motivation and “unIslam” them. The excellent way of achieving this war task is pornography. It is one of the most effective ways of demoralization and also porno is strictly forbidden by Islam.
    We plan to drop bombs on Iraqi soldiers, but we should drop tons of nude photos on them instead. It will make them thinking about really valuable things, and their trust to religion will be reduced. This will also show them beauty of healthy human body not damaged by bullets and grenades.
    I suppose, that it is the best way unorganizing Saddam’s regime and showing to Arabs the advantages of democracy. USA army must start printing now.
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      *BIG SIGH*

      But...

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      • #4
        Finally someone with a good idea
        This space is empty... or is it?

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          2Rasbelin: Why do you sigh? Something wrong?
          money sqrt evil;
          My literacy level are appalling.

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          • #6
            pornography
            beauty of healthy human body
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            • #7
              Re: Nuke or nude?

              Originally posted by muxec
              One of the most important things needed to victory in war is demoralizing the enemy. Now USA ask themselves about possible ways of demoralizing army of Iraq. The trouble is the fact, that enemy soldiers are fanatics, who support their leader and religion absolutely. So, we want both reduce their motivation and “unIslam” them. The excellent way of achieving this war task is pornography. It is one of the most effective ways of demoralization and also porno is strictly forbidden by Islam.
              We plan to drop bombs on Iraqi soldiers, but we should drop tons of nude photos on them instead. It will make them thinking about really valuable things, and their trust to religion will be reduced. This will also show them beauty of healthy human body not damaged by bullets and grenades.
              I suppose, that it is the best way unorganizing Saddam’s regime and showing to Arabs the advantages of democracy. USA army must start printing now.

              excellent idea! however I don't think it would work. For one, saddam's soldiers don't care much for Islam anyway, more for him. secondly, if I was a soldier in the trenches and instead of being blown to bits I get tons of nude pics it would do anything BUT demoralize me! I think I would have died and gone to heaven or something! Hell, this is almost a humanitarian action!

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              • #8
                How about just shouting 'surrender, or we will sodomize you'.
                In da butt.
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                • #9
                  Or 'surrender, or we will post-humously convert you to Mormonism.'
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                    Oh my God, that's just too cruel!
                    In da butt.
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                    • #11
                      2Rasbelin: Why do you sigh? Something wrong?

                      He's just wishing that he lived in Iraq
                      <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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                      • #12
                        Lemmy...
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                        • #13
                          Dropping porn over Iraq will incentivise dictators to behave as Saddam does - bad idea.

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                          • #14
                            This is the best idea I have ever heard of.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by loinburger
                              Or 'surrender, or we will post-humously convert you to Mormonism.'
                              This is already being done... well, sorta.

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