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  • #16
    Some survey. Not the most "trustworthy", mind you.

    By Durex

    Search the web you're bound to bump on it.

    Doesn't say anything about the Danes, I'm afraid

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    • #17
      yay tentacles!
      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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      • #18
        Actually, paiktis, I think you're wrong. I've read about a similar survey (also by some condom company, probably Durex), and apparently, we were 2nd in Europe after France. Even with me dragging down the average.

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        • #19
          The future of my sex life is looking increasingly bright.
          Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
          -Richard Dawkins

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          • #20

            I'm not wrong about that survey. You are propably talking about another one.

            Anyway, go Italians

            (Don't think I significantly contributed to the first survey's results either)

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            • #21
              "Seeing as the Japonese are having the least # of intercourses per year in the world I doubt it."
              Smallest number of RECORDED intercourses… They might just be shy in talking about it…
              "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
              Drake Tungsten
              "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
              Albert Speer

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              • #22


                Could be, my source was not the most reliable one (a tabloid). I can't be arsed to look it up either.

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                • #23
                  If shyness or not in talking about it was to have any weight with the end result, I assure you Greeks would top the bill in every survey

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Boddington's
                    Like it is now.

                    Not that that means anything to most of Apolyton posters, mind you...
                    Ironic that you'd be the one to point this out.
                    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                    • #25
                      pretty much the same as it is.

                      In the future I do see sex to be able to be virtual as in the movie Demolition man, but I'm sure the old fashioned way will always be more popular

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                      • #26
                        The Grand Canyon will be resculpted as an immense, yet lifelike, scale model of Linda Fiorentina's vulva and we'll all just hang out in coffee bars inside it and talk about spoons and stuff.
                        The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                        • #27
                          And for all those difficult to grasp words that Laz uses my fellow compatriots, there is always www.in.gr/dictionary Just put it in and it's a fast, thorough and painless translation.

                          Although the meaning was obvious in this instance I think, from the symphrazomena.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jon Miller
                            while I admit getting in her pants is important

                            so is love (and in fact, love is more important)

                            Jon Miller
                            Considering a person will likely NOT end up with the first person they love, I think it's ok to just concentrate on having fun for the first 20-25 years of your life.

                            Falling in love is all wonderful and good on the front end but it will soon start to add more and more pressure as it goes. For the vast majority of exeperiences it only ends in terrible pain. Perhaps detaching yourself early on will make it a little more smooth.
                            Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                            • #29
                              As to the future of sex.

                              It will be wet, loud, dirty, rough (or the slow kind) and done by at least two people. If it's none of these things then it will just be a simulation.
                              Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


                                Ironic that you'd be the one to point this out.
                                Well Stew has lost his virginity now, just like he has gone tee total

                                Sex, yes, interesting concept...
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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