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    Apolyton Photoshop Phun: Children's Books

    SomethingAwful.com's best Photoshop Phriday ever was about children's books. After all, evil twists on them fulfill the two requirements of Internet humor - irony and perversion. So, what more fun that Apolyton children's books? Let me start with a heartwarming British classic.
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    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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    You could do better than that.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Come on, it's not like we're selling these for advertisements here. I'm using it as an example of what kind of images we're looking for after here.

      Incidentally, here's a place to get children's book covers from:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/2752/102-2738584-6710507
      "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
      "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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      • #4
        You all (esp. ixnay) BETTER BE making killer Photoshops THIS INSTANT.
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #5
          how long am i going to disappear for this time?

          when pondering that mods, please make it another funny # that ixnay can use in relation to a child's book.

          boris: if you want this removed i'll do it you seem to be the best gay whem it comes to taking jokes though
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          "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
          - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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          • #6
            Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
























            ( )
            Tutto nel mondo è burla

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Boris Godunov
              Bleeding is rarely involved with anal intercourse.
              the only anal intercourse i ever saw (and i use that loosely) was in American History X. and he bled like the dickens.
              "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
              - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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              • #8
                Disturbing. Also, I suggest that the theme be expanded to simply "books" so that this thread doesn't die a slow & painful death.
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                • #9
                  You make my life and times
                  A book of bluesy Saturdays

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                      Fez in the skirt...teehee!
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                      • #12
                        I find it worrying how many people keep pictures of me

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                        • #13
                          Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov
                            Not as worrying as we find that grin on your face.
                            Trust the fact I'm smiling now
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                              My revenge will be swift and...um...terrible!
                              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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