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  • #61
    Originally posted by Jack the Bodiless
    Blackwidow reveals that she is Provost Harrison's girlfriend.
    Lucky, lucky bastard.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #62
      no one voted for me
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #63
        so? I'm not even on the list
        Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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        • #64
          I wouldn't even want to be on that list.

          It sUx0rzzz anyway
          You make my life and times
          A book of bluesy Saturdays

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          • #65
            Originally posted by chegitz guevara
            no one voted for me
            I think that your option is quite likely, actually. You've said that you used to be a republican and (judging from your posts on this forum) you don't actually live by any of your beliefs, so I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #66
              Why the hell am i being the least likely person to do something? I can have sex ridiculously easily. Just go and get a random whore... I choose not to however.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #67
                Most of those things will not happen until Jormungand rises and the seas drown the land, and the sky cracks open and the moon weeps tears of blood, and consuming fire reaches to every corner of the universe and scorches the leaves of the world tree to cinders.

                But I voted for Ming banning Markos.
                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                • #68
                  David Floyd, Adam Smith, Wraith, Black Dragon and wiglaf not to reply in a thread titled: "Property is theft"

                  Paiktis22 to criticise the EU.

                  MtG to admit that he doesn't know something.

                  Roland to invest in a NASDAQ stock.
                  "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
                  George Orwell

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Eli
                    For the record, I support the (official) Palestinian cause. What I dont support is their methods.
                    *horse feints*
                    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Osweld


                      I think that your option is quite likely, actually. You've said that you used to be a republican and (judging from your posts on this forum) you don't actually live by any of your beliefs, so I don't think it's that much of a stretch.
                      Hehehhehehehehe...

                      :clears throat:

                      NO COMMENT!
                      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • #71


                        Great poll!
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by connorkimbro
                          One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.


                          This already happened AT LEAST once. I used to be a creationist. and i mean, young earth, six day type creationist even.
                          /me sees flying pigs outside the window.

                          Damn. Would you look at that?
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by axi
                            MtG to admit that he doesn't know something.
                            Botany isn't exactly my strong point. Good enough?
                            When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by MrFun
                              MTG realizes what a positive, progressive impact President Lincoln had on our country's history.
                              Doesn't the term "to realize" imply that the object of the realization has some factual basis?

                              Besides, I give ol' Abe credit for a lot of things.
                              When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                              • #75
                                I can have sex ridiculously easily. Just go and get a random whore... I choose not to however.
                                Don't think that's the point
                                Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
                                Read my seldom updated blog where I talk to myself: http://davedadouche.blogspot.com/

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