Are you a boob talker?

[axi]

Clever topic.

Sometimes I can't hold myself. Just can't. Specially for those ladies that have to lean back in order to balance them.

I bet they are looking at our crothces or our asses half of the time anyway. It's just that they are more subtle.

[Jack the Bodiless]

This is why wraparound mirror sunglasses were invented.

Also solves the "she's much more attractive than my girlfriend who's standing right in front of me" problem.

[Anodyne]

Originally posted by jimmytrick
Women do not mind you talking to their boobs. You just have to use the proper etitquette. The key is eye contact. Make it. Smile. Look away, furtively, and then make eye contact again. Break it and then look again. Flirt with her eyes and then hold her gaze. If she lets you drink in her eyes she will not mind it when you talk to her boobs.

But they hate the little ****ty sneaking peeker peckers.

I could agree with that.

[ZoboZeWarrior]

Eye contact, boobs contacts and again eye contacts. This is my way !

[Anodyne]

Originally posted by Jack the Bodiless
Also solves the "she's much more attractive than my girlfriend who's standing right in front of me" problem.

lol you're right ...and it happens with girls that are just your friends, too.

[MikeH]

Women have better peripheral vision than men, that's why we get caught more often than they do.

[monolith94]

I don't know about that… I can have pretty good peripheral vision if I concentrate on it…
In any case, I'm a smooth talker, not a boob talker…

[Boris Godunov]

Yes, if a woman has particularly enormous gozongas, I will be entranced and stare at them. It's just natural to be hypnotized by two large orbs of flesh just hanging out there like that. Gigantic melons are like natural swinging watches.





Bazoombas.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by jimmytrick

Do you see me froathing at the mouth over Black Dragon's quoting me saying "commies just want a dictatorship?" Yep, I wrote it. I knew someone would probably sig me on it too. Same with my YAY REPUBCLICANS comment, which Dino is now sporting. Whatever, you just gotta roll with the punches or watch what you say.

[chequita guevara]

I used to be pretty bad, but after 12 years with Bunnygrrl, . . .

Of course, now I live in the land of the boob job.

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara


Do you see me froathing at the mouth over Black Dragon's quoting me saying "commies just want a dictatorship?" Yep, I wrote it. I knew someone would probably sig me on it too. Same with my YAY REPUBCLICANS comment, which Dino is now sporting. Whatever, you just gotta roll with the punches or watch what you say.

As I told you over ICQ, of course that quote is refering to the fact that you want a dictatorship- a dictatorship of the proletariot. That's just to be assumed with that quote.

And Mr.Fun, as has been said, Men can make a choice was to do, but women can invite staring by certain types of clothing. Still though, I avoid doing this to get along better socially...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

It all depends on the boobs in question. I am but human.

If we're talking those stupendous near-spherical baps, coupled with a low-cut top revealing a good six inches of deep wonderbra-assisted cleavage, and a case of "pointy nip syndrome", wild horses couldn't drag my eyeballs upwards.

[Al B. Sure!]

bah!

nasty perverts... it's not that hard to not look...

[Asher]

Originally posted by Albert Speer
bah!

nasty perverts... it's not that hard to not look...

'specially when you're checking out your boys, eh speery?

[Kepler]

Even if you think you're being furtive about boob-peeking, the woman is catching you every time.

Women with great chests get it constantly. My fiancee(who does) says that after a while she doesn't even care anymore, so look all you like. (She also says, for the record, that the creepiest guys are the ones who try to hold eye contact for an inappropriate amount of time -- that's when you start reaching for mace).

She does note, however, that in a situation in which a woman might actually consider flirting back, a boob-starer is immediately off the list.

I definitely look at breasts as part of a general, quick check-out of every good looking woman I see. I haven't quite destroyed my masculinity to the point where I feel like apologizing about it -- it's completely natural and harms nobody.

BTW, women only have better peripheral vision than men if their eyes are farther apart.