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  • Whoops...Sun exploding within 6 years.

    What if the sun would epxlode in 6 years, destroying every life on earth off course, including the human race, what would you do?

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    The Sun Will Explode In Less Than Six Years!
    Wednesday September 18, 2002



    By GEORGE SANFORD

    The Sun is overheating and will soon blow up . . . taking Earth and the rest of the solar system with it, scientists warn.

    The alert was issued after an international satellite photographed a massive explosion on the surface of the Sun that sent a plume of fire 30 times longer than the diameter of Earth blasting into space.

    "It's a sign that the Sun is ready to blow . . . I don't know if I can put it any more plainly than that," says Dutch astrophysicist Dr. Piers Van der Meer, a top expert affiliated with the European Space Agency.

    "It will be like a nuclear bomb trillions of times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima going off at the center of our solar system.

    "When that happens Earth will be instantly incinerated along with all life on it. It's like when a marshmallow falls into a fire, blackens and melts."

    Scientists say the problem is the Sun is literally getting too hot.

    The core temperature of the Sun is normally 27 million degrees Fahrenheit. But in recent years it's climbed to an alarming 49 million degrees, says Dr. Van der Meer, leader of a team of Amsterdam-based space scientists who've been tracking the changes in the Sun.

    "It's quite similar to when a star goes supernova at the end of its life," Dr. Van der Meer explains. "Over the past 11 years, we've seen our Sun go through changes frighteningly like those that took place in Kepler's Star right before it was observed going supernova in 1604."

    Temperatures on the surface of the Sun have been steadily climbing over the past decade, the scientists say.

    "This, we believe, not man-made pollution, is responsible for global warming and the alarming effects that we've seen take place on Earth such as the melt-down of the Antarctic ice shelves," asserted Dr. Van der Meer.

    The July 1 images were taken by the space-based Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO), a satellite designed to study the internal structure of the Sun and operated jointly by NASA and the European Space Agency.

    "The explosion . . . known technically as an eruptive prominence . . . was colossal," said Dr. Van der Meer. "This is the final warning sign we've all been dreading."

    The Dutch scientists calculate that if temperatures keep climbing at the current rate the Sun will be unable to sustain itself.

    "It will blow apart like an out-of-control nuclear reactor within six years," predicts Dr. Van der Meer.

    NASA refuses to confirm the Euro-pean scientists' assertions and a White House source said, "We don't need anyone spreading more panic now."
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    Anyone read Decipher by Stel Pavlou? Yeah? Sound familiar?
    "Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman

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    • #3
      Re: Whoops...Sun exploding within 6 years.

      Originally posted by Lemmy
      What if the sun would epxlode in 6 years, destroying every life on earth off course, including the human race, what would you do?
      Burn to a crisp?
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      • #4
        bah, that is a tabloid...
        "Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)

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        • #5
          Don't be silly. If the sun gets too hot, it'll just melt a bit.
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          • #6
            "It's quite similar to when a star goes supernova at the end of its life," Dr. Van der Meer explains. "Over the past 11 years, we've seen our Sun go through changes frighteningly like those that took place in Kepler's Star right before it was observed going supernova in 1604."


            Hang on, hang on. How do they know what was going on in Kepler's Star just before it was observed going supernova in 1604? Have they invented time-travel, to get back to 1603 and check it out?
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              Great article.
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              • #8
                By cosmical standards, it would be very funny if such a thing actually happened. Man's belief in the omnipotence of science would be utterly and definively put to shame after this...
                "In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
                George Orwell

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                • #9
                  Belief or no belief, science is omnipotent.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Chowlett

                    Hang on, hang on. How do they know what was going on in Kepler's Star just before it was observed going supernova in 1604? Have they invented time-travel, to get back to 1603 and check it out?
                    Maybe Kepler's Star is 398 light years away. So, even though it went kaboom in 1604, we only saw it this year?
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                    • #11
                      Whoops...Sun exploding within 6 years.

                      That can't be true, Star Trek would've told us.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Whoops...Sun exploding within 6 years.

                        Originally posted by Lemmy

                        "This, we believe, not man-made pollution, is responsible for global warming and the alarming effects that we've seen take place on Earth such as the melt-down of the Antarctic ice shelves," asserted Dr. Van der Meer. [/q]
                        This guy's research is SO funded by oil companies.
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                        • #13
                          science never lies
                          Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
                            This guy's research is SO funded by oil companies.
                            "What do you mean we're not allowed to drill in nature preserves? We're all going to be charcoal in six years anyway, so lighten up already."
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                            • #15
                              :yawn:

                              does this mean I can't have sex with hot chicks?

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