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  • /me watches minimarines die a horrible death as the foul liquid that the skanky bastard threw up burns away their flesh and bones

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    • MarkDanOlds opens

      /me enters the coffee shop and heads for the new MarkDanOlds counter, near the Dutch section.

      *notices that the workers have delivered and installed all the new equipments and that the food supplies have arrived*

      Excellent!

      The new fastfood restaurant of Poly, MarkDanOlds, is now ready to open it's small fastfood service in the famous coffee shop. There's two clerks; me and Redbull, as I can't be working here everyday due to work elsewhere.

      All ordered food can be either eaten here or you can use the take away service too. All larger take away orders will get a free Poly handbag (like the one seen on the Apolyton Store) for carrying away the food.

      So what can be ordered?

      MarkDanOlds' menu

      BigMark
      Burger Ming
      MarkChicken
      Lurker Burger
      Banning Dog
      Rah Toast
      FiRAHxis fries

      MingShake
      Danflurry

      Loca-Cola
      Sprahite
      Rahnta

      We are open fo business. Stay in nice lines. No panic! Everyone will get to order. Place your orders and please stand back as we don't want our customers to be squeezed to the death, before they get to order (and pay ).
      "Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver

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      • *Wombat stares at Dino's Av-makeover*

        *drool*
        Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
        "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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        • Originally posted by Skanky Burns
          Barkeep, keep those drinks coming!
          Will do!
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • Re: MarkDanOlds opens

            Originally posted by Rasbelin
            MarkDanOlds' menu

            BigMark
            MarkChicken
            what's the percentage of hair that comes in those items?

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            • 50% at last count.
              I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
              For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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              • ehh...no thanks..
                i need something to keep me up all night..next two nights i'm pulling graveyards at denny's.............
                i need energy!
                "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                • Let me mix something up for you.
                  I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                  For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                  • Here's your drink, dm. Be sure not to drop it. It's a little unstable.
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • I wish there was a Starbucks near here. I could really go for a triple shot iced decafe espresso mocha with skim milk.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Here you go, che. On the house.
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • Isn't there a Barnes & Noble you can go to in Jacksonville? I'm told that they have coffee.
                          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                          • grazi
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • After days of slicey action, the firebats are all gone. I'd like to wash that action down with a nice frosty beverage, preferably non-poisonous. Suggestions, barkeep?
                              Talent Optional

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                              • Here's a pint of my finest German beer for your hard work.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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