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Originally posted by Mr. President
Er . . . yes?
Er . . . yes?
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Yes. Haven't you seen them before? I witnessed an assault of a colony of these things in my backyard. They were trying to construct a beacon of sorts from a microwave oven and a remote control they had pilfered from our carage. Probably trying to call their mates for an invasion, I guess. I torched their nest with gasoline and used the good old shovel and/or shotgun method with the rest. I managed to rid them all, since these things, if left untouched, can reproduce on their own. And the sounds, the sounds they can make! Nothing stands in their way if let loose or to multiply.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all! -
It's a spider alright......
But, I agree that it doesn't remotely resemble the "daddy long legs" or "granddaddy long legs" that I know from growing up in SC....
I say kill it, too!!! Doesn't look much like a friendly kinna guy.Comment
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NO! Let it bite you and soon enough you will transform into Spider-Man.
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It's definately not a "daddy long legs".
It looks kinda small. Most common spiders in the US are not poisonous. I would say don't kill it. It will probably kill more anoying insects. Who knows, it might trap and kill a mosquito that has West Niles and save your life. Spiders can be our friends.
RAHIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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... or it can crawl on you when you sleep .. with your mouth open! It likes the holes on your body and will try to get inside you. And success.. and you won't even know about it until it's too late.In da butt.
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Not a daddy long legs, but doesn't look that evil either. That wouldn't stop me from squishing it if I got the chance.I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Oh yeah, I read somewhere that the average person swallows 8 spiders while asleep during their lifetime. Something to think about when you go to bed tonight.
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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eh. kill it. it's some sort of brain-sucking parasite, so you might as well.
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it looks pretty harmless, no need to shoot it down.justice is mightComment
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Probably here.Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Oh yeah, I read somewhere that the average person swallows 8 spiders while asleep during their lifetime. Something to think about when you go to bed tonight.
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Do a search. Spiders [wherever you live]. I found all kinds of neat information about all the spiders in my state. I'm sure you'll find stuff from the nearest university's entomology department.
It's definately a spider. 8 legs. 2 body sections. A beak? Are you sure it wasn't just carrying something?
It does look like that sun spider Maestro posted the picture of.Comment
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I'm scared stiff of the little (or not so little) bastards and I know one when i see one. That is a spiderSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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At last some interesting thread!
My advice; find it a pair, make it reproduce and found
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Is it dead yet ?
What?Comment
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Every computer desk has one. These things are nasty and annoying because these guys tried crawlling into my computer.
You need to kick stuff around the computer desk and boxes because any movement will scare them away.I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!Comment
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