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Oh there's lots of jokes about that.
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It's been officially designated "Patriot Day" by presidential proclamation. Or so I was informed by a big flag sign in Wal-Mart above a bin of junk they couldn't move on the 4th of July.Comment
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Patriot Day? Oh puke!
We can come up with a better name than that, can't we?
How about Rememberence Day?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I'm waiting for the day they hold a Patriot Day celebrational Demolition Derby Special.
"On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
- Lone StarComment
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Patriot day sounds just fine...
I have the 11th off either way... it was originally a teacher's workday because I remember the attacks occuring watching TV when I was sitting in a dentist office last year. So all students get it off.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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Fatherland DayChristianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Stockwell Day"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Or the Patriot Day auto sales: "Buy a red, white, or blue truck and take $1000 off the sticker!"Comment
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Fatherland Day
Too communistic.For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)Comment
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Ugh. Patriot Day...that's wretched. That's what July 4th is for, anyway.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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people were wondering how they'd call 11 september... black (err what day was it?) or tragedy day or whatever
now it is just called 11 of septemberComment
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That would be motherland, dolt. Fatherland is fascistic.Originally posted by Fez
Too communistic.
How about Reich's Day?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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You're joking, right?Originally posted by Fez
Too communistic.
The Nazis referred to Deutschland as the Fatherland, and you're a fascist like them.
Russia was always "Mother Russia"Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Our Glorious Leader Bush Day!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Che stop it LOL
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