Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Shadowstrike]

*wanders back into Coffee Shop, clothes torn to shreds*

Whoa. Nice spell Tia, just don't do that again. I don'tt hink even immortality ca take much more of being thrown from the Coffee Shop into teh distant lands of Mordor....

*walks up to bar, seats self on stool*

Chocolate milkshake please.

*looks at Murg*

Hello! How are you, my Seti-crunching, coffee-bucket chugging frined?

[Str.anger]

A quivering mass of goo appears where Str. anger was standing. Suddenly it takes it's shape. There stands a unicycle with a mouth for a seat so that everyone can put their ass where his mouth was

Few minutes later…

Quivering mass of goo start moving. Drops from all over the shop start to flow and form a solid mass. Within a minute this mass become a Stranger’s figure again. Stranger stay still and suppose to speaking with itself:
-Status
…ready
-damage
…0.00%
regeneration cycle
…over
- Master, the infiltration is over…. Environment is hostile…Target present…awaiting orders.
…responding voice sounds very similar…
-Await further instructions. I’m coming. Over.
Stranger: Yes, master.

Stranger stay still in silence.

[Str.anger]

*Boom*
Shadowstrike falling from his stool unconscious
Serb steps from the shadows…
Serb: You see Shadowstrike, you are not the only one who can strike from shadows. Two can play this game. Never call me a gun-wielding maniac again.
...
Serb: And now ladies and gentleman, let me introduce a SSM-1001 to you. It’s a "Siberdyne Systems Model 1001" or "Sibernator S-1001". This sample have code name "Strong anger" or "Str.anger". It’s Russian respond to your "Skynet" program. It’s highly technological, highly intelligent and extremely dangerous cybernetic organism, made of liquid metal. Aside its American counterpart its highly resistant to high and low temperatures and have a couple of other features too, but it’s top secret information, sorry. S-1001 is indestructible and sure your magic can’t harm him.
So, ladies and gentleman enjoy the show and...
Welcooooome to maaaagic woooorld of Siiiibernator.
.....
Serb: Str.anger what’s your mission?

[Str.anger]

S-1001: must kill DinoDoc…Must kill DinoDoc….MUST KILL DINODOC…..
*Stranger approaching to bartender*

Serb: Very good, first play with him a little.

S-1001: Understood.
*Stranger approaching to bartender grab him and throw him through entire shop.*

*DD in flight: Noooooooooo……BANG......DD hit the wall.
Stranger is already here. Grabs him again and throw him in another wall’s direction.
DD in flight: Noooooooooo……*

Proud Serb’s voice: That’s my boy

*.....BANG.....
DD hit another wall.
Stranger throws him again.
DD in flight: …he is silent…
***BANG BOOM BANG***
DD’s body hit the wall, made a hole in it and disappeared outside.*

Serb: go and find him.

S-1001: mission?
Serb: Seek and destroy.
S-1001: Got it.
*Stranger is disappearing in hole*

*Serb opens a bottle of vodka, *

Serb: It’s much better now. Now I love this place, it’s so quiet here now…
*weak DD voice from outside *
DD:... please….please…don’t do it…..Noooooooooo……

Serb: Get him boy:
*Serb grabs a bottle of vodka and going outside to watch the show*

[H Tower]

me thinks Serb has a new DL that he is playing with

/me walks out of the shop in disgust

[DinoDoc]

Str.anger doesn't realize that DinoDoc isn't vulnerable to the power of DLs.

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by H Tower
me thinks Serb has a new DL that he is playing with

* H Tower walks out of the shop in disgust

Hmmm... this does mean that Serb can after all spell... but what's startling is the fact that the DL dance was executed for a proper reason.

[DinoDoc]

Here's your shake, SS. I don't want to eat your brains anymore.

[Shadowstrike]

*Shadowstrike walks out from shadows, take milkshake*

Thanks DinoDoc... *examines corpse*

Hmm must be another clone. I thought I told the Brain to shut off the cloning machine 36 Coffee Shops ago.

*looks at Serb/Stranger*

Ahh now to deal with you...

*walls reach out and crush said beings, turning them into mindless zombies*

*mindless zombies are smitten automatically by SmiteMaster 2000 Coffee Shop Security system*

*drinks milkshake*

[Serb]

Basssshtardzzzzz...
... I'll bi packkkk.
*walks away like a zombi*

[Str.anger]

SS, cyborgs don't have mind they have CPU instead of it....
....wait for me master. I must heal you.
*walks away*
- I'll be back too.

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by Serb
Basssshtardzzzzz...
... I'll bi packkkk.
*walks away like a zombi*

Quick everyone, I saw the Evil Dead movies.....

It's time to go find some chainsaws and shotguns for when they come back.



Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

[Serb]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Bruce Campbell's voice with Serb's accent in your head
It's my favorite line...hahahahahahaha
and this one too- " all right you primitives, this is my boomstick"

evil wisper
.....I'll be baaaaack....sooooon...

[MrWhereItsAt]

Originally posted by Serb
evil wisper
.....I'll be baaaaack....sooooon...

/me , shockingly, sips his absinthe

Yeah, I know what's next. "You'll swallow my soul", right?


Well hello Mr Fancy Pants.


Come get some.

[H Tower]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

If you watched the other version, it was: "I may be good, but not that good"

but i like yours better MWIA

I call "Hail to the King Baby" So who should I say it to?
/me looks around shop, sees Tia.
Hi Tia