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The DL dance! Do the DL dance!/me grabs the jkebox and starts shoving quarters into it.
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The DL dance! Do the DL dance!
/me grabs the jkebox and starts shoving quarters into it.
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/me gets down with the DL dance until he hears the thumping of large Dragon Feet.
Ah, I might just have a drink in the smoker's corner. Wouldn't want newbie ashes all over me.
/me takes out exceptionally large cigar and awaits his many coloured Absinthes.
Hey Tower - gimme a party hat. The fireworks to come will demand we wear party hats.Comment
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It's been a while. I'll have a bucket of coffee, please.One year at Apolyton with the same username and location!Comment
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Decaf or no?I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Originally posted by Str.anger
few minutes later
Stranger get up from the floor, his robe a bit burned
Don't play a games with me dragon. You think you can scare me
I am a wanderer. I was in many places and saw a lot of battles.....also I killed a couple of dragons before.
for a second the dragon looks scared, she sees two red flashes instead of stranger's eyes. She can't see his face because of hood.
I have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage.
So, get lost or I'll increase my dragon's account.
Bartender, tell me about this dance. And by the way what is DL?
**tia looks at her fingernails in shear repugnation**
Looks scared.....looks scared???
My dear little fool. The one and only thing that could possibly scare me are my teenage children past that.........YOU LOOSE!!
You incepid little dottering fool Do you honestly think anything you can say or do would have one iota of an effect on me?!?!!! I've survived over 500 years, teenage children, PMS, child birth and no CHOCOLATE IN THE HOUSE TO SPEAK OF as well as I am a mage on top of being a dragon so.......**tia flicks her talon as if to flick off an annoying little bug**
You may have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage.......but you are no match for me.
**Tia takes out her baseball bat which magicaly changes into her staff**
**bends over with staff and begins mumbling words as she grows taller and taller**
**looks down on Str.anger and sees him quaking in fear**
**Tia unleashes a spell like none other ever seen in recorded memeory in the coffee shop......the whole shop begins to spin out of control as if being pulled into a green swirling mass**
DINO....KASS.....H TOWER......HANG ON YOU GUYS
**at that moment Str.anger is sucked into the green swirling mass and is pulled down into the abyss**
CRACK......AND A VERY LOUD POP!
A quivering mass of goo appears where Str. anger was standing. Suddenly it takes it's shape. There stands a unicycle with a mouth for a seat so that everyone can put their ass where his mouth was.
**wipes hands and returns staff back to it's original form**
Dino set me up some puffs I worked up a powerful thirst.
So H Tower how've you been?Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Just give me a minute for the room to stop spinning and I'll get on those puffs.
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Regular. I've never seen the point of decaf.Originally posted by DinoDoc
Decaf or no?One year at Apolyton with the same username and location!Comment
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Cripes. I have a tummy ache. Can ye suggest anything?Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Here's a bucket of my finest Columbian coffee, Murgatroyd. Drink it in good health.
Hands Kass some Tums.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Starts making puffs for the dragon because of here masterful skill at being a bouncer.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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"Tums". How... inventive.
*downs some*Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Been good, except that I now have newbie ashes on meOriginally posted by Tiamat
So H Tower how've you been?
/me gives MWIA a party hat
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Murgatroyd sighting!! Always comes out in the coffee shop.
What's the 199th decimal place of pi again, I forget
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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/me dusts stranger off self, picks self up, muches gobstopperConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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199th? I don't know that one; I only have 120 memorized.
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