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Q. What was the last thing EvC ate?
A. Weasels and their kin
A. Weasels and their kin
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Q:A bus in game Traffic giant and it's sin with first letter changed to K
A:1èæëáðøû()-þqwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./Comment
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Q. What are the lines on a Lithuanian keyboard, with shift pressed for some characters?
A. The gameshow "Jeapordy", and, to a lesser extent, the "Two Ronnies" sketch where Ronnie Corbett was a contestant on Mastermind.The church is the only organisation that exists for the benefit of its non-members
Buy your very own 4-dimensional, non-orientable, 1-sided, zero-edged, zero-volume, genus 1 manifold immersed in 3-space!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.
"They offer us some, but we have no place to store a mullet." - Chegitz GuevaraComment
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Q. Comedy with questions
A. Oh yes, I can.Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: Can you dance the Macarena?
A: Nope, It's too gay.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Q. Did you like Terminator?
A. A rock, Two geese, and 47 jars of grape jelly.Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Q. How did he die?
A. Lots. Of. PainConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q. What is getting a Prince Albert like?
A. A crocodile's snout.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Q. If you were a CCCP member, what would you do to a P4 member ?
A. Punishment Sphere"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"Comment
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Q. A what??
A. Because it rhymes. Duh...Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q. Why would you like shakira ?
A. Akira is better than that, come on !"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"Comment
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Q: Did you hear about the character from Jungle Book that used drugs?
A: I think it was that dopey bear...Comment
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wrong way around, SiroConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Q: Which of the animals out in the forest ate your brother?
A: Of course not. He's too evil to do something like that.Comment
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Q: Would Ming give amnesty to all the posters banned yesterday?
A: Now every time he nods his bikini comes off!I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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