I'm A Player!

[Solly]

I've been visiting a site where so-called "players" discuss tips on how to treat women like shyt and then the girl will love them for it.

Some of the tips on their site are actually quite itneresting, but some of them are ridiculous. Anyway, let's not launch an invasion in the Newsmax or AgeofEmpires sense of the word, but please do register there and make a few posts.

However, post like you are a real nice guy. Like you think the guy on a first date should turn up with a bunch of flowers and armed with compliments for the girl. Because this is being a "decent guy".

Say that girls should be treated well, and that their methods are next to useless. They totally think the opposite.

Have a look at one of my threads HERE

Alternatively, go to the forum at the link below.

Players' Message Board

If you do register, make your login five letters long. That way we'll know who everyone is

[red_jon]

I had to girls trying to get in on with me at once when I went clubbing last night. Of course they didn't get anywhere (well, not too far )

[Solly]

Tell me about it..it's only the fuglies that approach you anyway.

[red_jon]

Actually they were quite pretty (though I obviously can't tell how sexually attractive a girl is) - one blonde, one brunette. A load of guys were looking at me quite jealously. I just thought it was insanely funny.

[Solly]

My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Boddington's
My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.

Now that's nasty

I think the oldest I'd do is 30, 35 at a push (if they look young enough).

[Solly]

I never got a good look at her. I was too busy fighting off the advances of a barmaid from a pub across the road.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Boddington's
I never got a good look at her. I was too busy fighting off the advances of a barmaid from a pub across the road.

Why fighting off? Was she stinging? Or are you staying faithful to your palm?

[Solly]

I prefer to do the approaching to be honest!

And one'll never see her on a porn website, that's for sure.

[red_jon]

It doesn't bother me if I'm approached, even if it's by a girl. I'm usually flattered.

Speaking of porn, I can now legally look at it, but because I have no credit cards, I still can't get any decent stuff very easily

[Solly]

It's probably because you have an aura of unavailability around you.

[red_jon]

Originally posted by Boddington's
It's probably because you have an aura of unavailability around you.

Hehe. So the trick for straight guys is to get married?

[Gibsie]

Originally posted by Boddington's
My flatmate's younger brother (15y/o) got off with a 42 year-old last Thursday...on her hen night.

Ah, but did he pull her, or was she just going around snogging everything in trousers, which is par for the course at many hen nights..?

[Solly]

I was..elsewhere..

[Jon Miller]

What is a hen night?

Jon Miller