Ask Zylka Zhursdays!!!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Dan Severn


The kind of mushroom ye've ingested, or...

I'm a big fan of psilocybe cubensis, you should try it!!!This little mind warper grows near everywhere on the south eastern U.S. coast, just have to find a cow poop farm!!!

Otherwise, I'd recommend Amanita-Phalloides!!! Great for soups, and kidney failure followed by a 3 day long vomitous, crapping blood, deathly adventure!!!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
What is the best way to cook white squash?

Jon Miller

Throw it on the sidewalk in Texan heat!!! Grind some ants, twigs and bird feces together to add a grande "sidewalk seasoning"!!!

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Zylka


Abbreviated as Z M S S, it stands for "Zylka Must Start Sodomizing"!!! Gay sex with Fez is in order!!!

I was hoping you could really answer that.

Gay sex with me? Uhhh...... *runs off*

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Dan Severn
Radar Love, Golden Earring?

Don't know, but I have a platinum earring in my left tragus!!! Sufficient?!?!

[Dan Severn]

Originally posted by Zylka


Throw it on the sidewalk in Texan heat!!! Grind some ants, twigs and bird feces together to add a grande "sidewalk seasoning"!!!

Have ye been swappin' recipes wik me mother?

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
What is the best fruit?

Jon Miller

The best fruits are the ones found in my signature!!! I'd like to add that "banana fudge" is the gayest ice cream!!!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
What's the best way to squash white cooks?

I don't know, but if you watch American History X you'll get a good Idea how to squash Black men on the sidewalk!!!

[Dan Severn]

Originally posted by Zylka


Don't know, but I have a platinum earring in my left tragus!!! Sufficient?!?!

The road ain't got ye hypnotized?

An' do I want ta' know what a tragus be?

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Dan Severn


Have ye been swappin' recipes wik me mother?

I don't know!!! Is your mother the same person I've been paying dimes for a good knob-polishing every wednesday?!?!

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Fez


I was hoping you could really answer that.

Gay sex with me? Uhhh...... *runs off*

I did answer it!!! And the stars do protest that we make hot dutch love together!!!

[Dan Severn]

Originally posted by Zylka


I don't know!!! Is your mother the same person I've been paying dimes for a good knob-polishing every wednesday?!?!

No, that's Fez.

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Dan Severn


The road ain't got ye hypnotized?

An' do I want ta' know what a tragus be?

Not the the bottom three, not the top corner one, but the middle!!! How exciting!!!

[Giancarlo]

Originally posted by Zylka


I did answer it!!! And the stars do protest that we make hot dutch love together!!!

Another question: Would you really have sex with me or are just joking? And would you enjoy it?

And one more: What is your favorite domestic dispute? (dunno how I thought of that)

(DAN: STFU)

[Dan Severn]

Can I pull the stone out of the sword?

An' if I can, what would it mean?

[Zylka]

Originally posted by Fez


Another question: Would you really have sex with me or are just joking? And would you enjoy it?

And one more: What is your favorite domestic dispute? (dunno how I thought of that)

(DAN: STFU)

Oh yes!!! I'd make you moan for mercy!!!

My favorite domestic dispute is 456!!!